Why buy a lottery ticket when you can just invent stuff..

[Bowser]

I need to invent a machine that guarantees to give you the winning powerball numbers.

[beach tribe]

I imagine this will be bought by oil companies, and buried in the desert with the electric car.

[Braincase]

Oil companies will buy the rights completely and it'll never see the market... or you'll find that the oil companies already have a patent on a similiar product, they'll sue, and it'll never see the market.

Sorry gang, but if you think the oil companies want to help us out, you are mistaken. They're going to try and bleed us for every last %*^$#! cent, and whatever's left, the healthcare industry will grab.

[munkey]

Originally Posted by Braincase

Oil companies will buy the rights completely and it'll never see the market... or you'll find that the oil companies already have a patent on a similiar product, they'll sue, and it'll never see the market.

Sorry gang, but if you think the oil companies want to help us out, you are mistaken. They're going to try and bleed us for every last %*^$#! cent, and whatever's left, the healthcare industry will grab.

Since he's only 15 minutes from my house maybe he'll help me out

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by Braincase

Oil companies will buy the rights completely and it'll never see the market... or you'll find that the oil companies already have a patent on a similiar product, they'll sue, and it'll never see the market.

Sorry gang, but if you think the oil companies want to help us out, you are mistaken. They're going to try and bleed us for every last %*^$#! cent, and whatever's left, the healthcare industry will grab.

Bullshit. If the oil companies could get their hands on a new technology they'd protect that technology through the use of patents and sell the shit out of it.

Business is business.