I saw Eddie Izzard live last night

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

"What exactly is an evil giraffe? 'I will eat all the leaves off this tree. I have got up early to eat all the leaves off this tree; and then when other giraffes get up, there will be no leaves. And they will DIE! A ha ha ha. I have hidden berries under a rock. There will be no berries. And then some animals will DIE.'"

Arnold Vader: Luke, the force is quite strong with you.

Luke: Is it?

Arnold Vader: [Long Pause] Yeah.

Luke: Well, how strong?

Arnold Vader: [Another Pause] As strong as a small pony.

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