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Old 06-16-2008, 03:44 PM  
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Playing Mr. Hard-to-get.

Yeah, that's right; flipping the script a bit. That's my new goal in life. Coming off the effects of the divorce. I need a new schtick. Anybody have any; hunt it, kill it, cook it, eat it advice regarding hawt chicks? Im looking for true pros here.

Anybody?
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:37 PM   #76
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dude, Dane, you don't like my font?
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:40 PM   #77
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Dude if you are trying to just get laid go to the bar and find the local bar fly and stand in line. If you are wanting to meet someone worth a shit I would suggest going to Bally's specifically in the evening around 7-9 pm. There are a lot of single women there then and obviously they give a shit about themselves. Also they have friends. So make friends with the girls at the gym, make friends with the friends of the girls at the gym and meet someone you might actually like sober. Just my .02.

My wife worked at a bank in a grocery store and I just went up and gave her my number not wanting to bother her. After that just be a man, not a guy and not a dick and things will be okie dokie!
That chick on the Bally commercial would do just fine.
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:47 PM   #78
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That chick on the Bally commercial would do just fine.
Precisely, I'd hold her like a six-pack.
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:57 PM   #79
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I don't know what that means. I've just heard people say it.
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Old 06-17-2008, 03:38 PM   #80
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They mean like an Olde Tyme 6-pack. The stuff they used before dolphins started sticking their heads in it. Dumb dolphins.
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Old 06-17-2008, 04:09 PM   #81
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They mean like an Olde Tyme 6-pack. The stuff they used before dolphins started sticking their heads in it. Dumb dolphins.
huh,
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Old 06-17-2008, 04:43 PM   #82
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I don't know what that means. I've just heard people say it.
Real question:

You're joking, right?
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Old 06-17-2008, 04:54 PM   #83
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Real question:

You're joking, right?

Of course so, It's like a variation of the `Shocka` me thinks. Two in the goo one in the poo?
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Old 06-17-2008, 05:17 PM   #84
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I haven't read all the comments, but I'm sure this has been brought up already.

Don't be needy or clingy. Be confident, even a little cocky. I'm not saying be an asshole, just maintain the upper hand. Contrary to popular belief woman generally don’t like yes men, and the ones that do, you want no part of. On the first date, even if you're hitting it off perfectly; end it early "you already had plans later or some shit" don't call her back for a few days. Basically, don't come across as needing a girl friend. Just be casual and funny. I'm not single anymore, but I used to like to shock them a little. I'd say shit like "wow, I love your hair, I bet it looks even better when you wash it". LOL I even told this one chick on our second date “I love your hair cut, it makes your head look normal” good shit… Although I have to admit you need to be pretty confident to pull it off, oh and don't play like that with a chick with self esteem problems...lol not pretty.

Take your time, don’t jump into a relationship to simply be with someone. Hey, I’m all for the old saying “the best way to get a chick out of you head is to get another one in your bed” just don’t have them ****ing move in with you or some shit. It’s been my experience that Woman take a little longer than men to show affection, but un-like men when they fall for someone they fall hard and fast. Be upfront! If it works out it works out.
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Old 06-17-2008, 05:24 PM   #85
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Old 06-17-2008, 05:34 PM   #86
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Old 06-17-2008, 05:37 PM   #87
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This coming from a guy with a user name of "Blueballs" classic
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Old 06-17-2008, 06:26 PM   #88
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Some of you couldn't get your dick wet in a shower
Which, `some?`
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Be yourself, Red. Just go to different places being yourself. You won't find who you're looking for-- she'll find you.
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Be yourself, Red. Just go to different places being yourself. You won't find who you're looking for-- she'll find you.
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