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Old 03-20-2007, 11:33 PM  
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OFFICIAL Brodie Croyle sucks thread

You know, just in case.

Here is the place we will turn to when Brodie throws a pick in the preseason or just doesn't get on the same page with the offense in training camp, or gets injured. Name-calling is encouraged, especially anything related to his fragility.

Let's get some ideas rolling now so we can be ready once we start to see him in action. Keep in mind, I'm asking Chiefs fans to dig deep in their hearts and do what they haven't done in several seasons- bash the starting QB. We had some great years. 2001 Trent Green and 1998 Elvis Grbac to name the most recent. Croyle is the first QB we've drafted for the future since Todd Blackledge (Pat Barnes doesn't count). We've got young QB bashing skills in our genes, I know we can make something work.

Let's keep a tab on this thread throughout the offseason. It will eventually be used as a reference.

Go!
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:28 AM   #31
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It's not simply a question of if Croyle $ucks - it's more a matter of how much.
"Duck and Sling" will finish with something like 25 INT's and 10 TD's...
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:34 AM   #32
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When you think about it, after just a few of his supersonic 60 yard ultra-ballistic bullets to Bowe down the sideline, the enemy will, most likely, find the will to fight sucked right out of their worthless asses.

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Old 06-18-2008, 09:42 AM   #33
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It's not simply a question of if Croyle $ucks - it's more a matter of how much.
"Duck and Sling" will finish with something like 25 INT's and 10 TD's...
That really doesn't make sense given what we witnessed last year - a 1:1 TD/INT ratio.
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Old 06-18-2008, 10:18 AM   #34
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It's not simply a question of if Croyle $ucks - it's more a matter of how much.
"Duck and Sling" will finish with something like 25 INT's and 10 TD's...
Right.I say 20tds 16ints.
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Old 06-18-2008, 12:43 PM   #35
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Right.I say 20tds 16ints.
No offense, Mr. beach tribe, but you're obviously forgetting the additional 20 touchdowns Brodie Croyle runs in from the 40 because everybody on the defense is playing deep out of sheer panic.

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Old 06-18-2008, 12:53 PM   #36
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ill say he finishes with 8TDs and 10 INT's after he goes down somewhere around game 7 or 8.
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:07 PM   #37
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I hope he's good. I don't see how anyone who has followed this team for very long can have an optomistic outlook about it though. They're not exactly noted for their ability to make QBs.
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:40 PM   #38
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I kind of like this reverse Karma thing.

Brodie is going to be so bad the 9,000 fans that actually do attend Week 9's home game with the Bucs will boo him out of the stadium during introductions.
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I kind of like this reverse Karma thing.

Brodie is going to be so bad the 9,000 fans that actually do attend Week 9's home game with the Bucs will boo him out of the stadium during introductions.
Brodie is so bad that the Chiefs will put in 9000 actual electric fans and blow him out of the stadium.... because he's so fragile and light... you know..
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:23 PM   #40
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croyle reminds me of a more injury prone danny wurful without the hiesman
and with an equally stupid name.

what if they morphed into one character and were called "broide wuerfell"?
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I hope he's good. I don't see how anyone who has followed this team for very long can have an optomistic outlook about it though. They're not exactly noted for their ability to make QBs.
Trades for HOF QB's just don't grow on trees like they use'ta...
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:38 PM   #42
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I seriously see something in Brodie.

I admit that it could be a bad case of homerism, but until he's had a season to wash this out of my head, I think he's going to be a pleasant surprise.
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