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[luv]

Originally Posted by little jacob

perhaps. no one has yet suggested killing him at least.

i set the bar for luv extricating herself from this situation at 'not committing a felony'.

if crimes are permissible, simply forging his signature on the title and selling the car would suffice. at least it would be inconspicuous, or less conspicuous than crashing a rental car into a car that you own at high speed.

heck you can do years in federal for insurance fraud, she may not do any time for forgery.

I'm not exactly up for anything that stands me a 1% chance of winding up in jail. Whatever I do will be legal. You can rest assured of that.