Chiefs Planet is Wrongly Titled

[FAX]

Originally Posted by seclark

how many times have you had to define a fruit wheat on this board, fax?
just curious...i know i've asked once.
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This is the second time, Mr. seclark.

I am getting quite a few letters and emails from fans, though. Wanting to know my fruit wheat throwing techniques like approaching the target, dealing with wind resistance, stuff like that. Apparently, fruit wheat throwing is big in Europe. I'm like a god over there.

FAX

[bogey]

Originally Posted by FAX

This is the second time, Mr. seclark.

I am getting quite a few letters and emails from fans, though. Wanting to know my fruit wheat throwing techniques like approaching the target, dealing with wind resistance, stuff like that. Apparently, fruit wheat throwing is big in Europe. I'm like a god over there.

FAX

It should be an Olympic sport.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by bogey

It should be an Olympic sport.

It needs a fancier title than fruit wheat flinging.

Grainage?

[seclark]

Originally Posted by FAX

This is the second time, Mr. seclark.

I am getting quite a few letters and emails from fans, though. Wanting to know my fruit wheat throwing techniques like approaching the target, dealing with wind resistance, stuff like that. Apparently, fruit wheat throwing is big in Europe. I'm like a god over there.

FAX

well, i mentioned them to the plain and average mrs. sec and she looked for them at the store. said she couldn't find any so she got a box of cheerios, instead. i can't throw them for $hit, and the squirrels in my yard are not intimidated whatsoever.
any advice?
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[FAX]

Originally Posted by seclark

well, i mentioned them to the plain and average mrs. sec and she looked for them at the store. said she couldn't find any so she got a box of cheerios, instead. i can't throw them for $hit, and the squirrels in my yard are not intimidated whatsoever.
any advice?
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With all respect, Mr. seclark. I never claimed to be an expert at throwing every kind of cereal known to man. However, I imagine that the problem with cheerios is that they are of Satan.

Nevertheless, you might try melting some lead and filling the little holes in each cheerio. That might (and I emphasize, might) allow you to generate more velocity. That's the thing with fruit wheats. The interior, fruity glom gives them some weight so you can pitch them further. They may have discontinued them, though. I haven't seen any in the stores for awhile.

FAX

[seclark]

Originally Posted by FAX

However, I imagine that the problem with cheerios is that they are of Satan.

FAX

might explain why this guy was sitting on my patio table this morning...