Anyone BBQING THIS WEEKEND?

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by GonzoRox88

Demon, you're so fucking American..you're like Brett Favre throwing footballs across a pond in Wranglers jeans...only instead of Brett Favre, you're Patrick Swayze throwing natty light cans into the mouth of a 6 foot long, 150 pound bass driving a 1994 Thunderbird Supercoupe off a flaming ramp made of Miller Lite boxes and pride; wearing an evil kenievel jumpsuit and depending on a parachute made of beef jerky and dream catchers, all bound together by Indian tears.

Because you don't fucking litter. That's why.

Dude.

That's got to be the coolest thing any Beaker (hell, anyone) has ever typed on this God forsaken website.

(It's yours, right?)