Life The score is now… Flying Spaghetti Monster:1 Fred Phelps:0

teedubya · 09-23-2008, 12:48 AM

Via the Arkansas Times blog we learn that Fred Phelps and his band of homophobic bigots from Westboro Baptist Church were recently driven out of Little Rock by a merry marauding band of Central Arkansas Pastafarians.

The Pastafarians dressed as pirates in honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, waved swords and signs bearing slogans such as “God hates shrimp — Leviticus” and “God hates cotton-polyester blends” confronted Phelps’ group.

Passing cars honked and waved at the pleased Pastafarians while a nearby TV crew captured their antics, ignoring the group from Westboro Baptist. Eventually Phelps and the other anti-homosexual protesters were forced to pack up their “Rump Rangers Doom Nations” and “You’re Going To Hell” signs and leave town. Priceless!

http://freethoughtfortwayne.org/2008...-fred-phelps0/

kcfanXIII · 09-23-2008, 01:24 AM

**** bush, **** mccain, **** obama, **** clinton, **** the war, **** 4 dollar a gallon gas, **** adjustable rate mortgages....

but most of all **** that group of ignorant self righteous bigots. god they piss me off.

unlurking · 09-23-2008, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kcfanXIII

**** bush, **** mccain, **** obama, **** clinton, **** the war, **** 4 dollar a gallon gas, **** adjustable rate mortgages....

but most of all **** that group of ignorant self righteous bigots. god they piss me off.

What he said.

Programmer · 09-23-2008, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by kcfanXIII

**** bush, **** mccain, **** obama, **** clinton, **** the war, **** 4 dollar a gallon gas, **** adjustable rate mortgages....

but most of all **** that group of ignorant self righteous bigots. god they piss me off.

Virtually all of the normal thinking people in the U.S. feel that Phelps and his whelps are nothing but a group that has a baselss agenda.

They cannot back their stand with the Bible because they confuse the sin with the sinner.

Ebolapox · 09-23-2008, 09:50 AM

that's great.

acasas4 · 09-23-2008, 10:35 AM

That is great. Those azzholes deserve everthing thrown at them.
I really have a lot of respect for the Patriot Gaurd also. They're a group of bikers that block these jagoffs from fallen soldier's funerals. Why don't Phelps and his band of pusses fuck with these guys?

In case you're fortunate to have never heard of him, there's a guy in Topeka, KS, by the name of Fred Phelps who's a right lout. He's the pastor of a Westboro Baptist Church and has long made a nuisance of himself protesting homosexuals, something he and his followers do in completely appalling fashion. They stands on street corners, in parks, at restaurants, at parades, at churches… pretty much anywhere people don't share their extremist views, which is pretty much everybody. They call anybody who passes by a sodomite whoâ€™s going to hell. For Phelps and company, unless you're one of them, you're automatically a sodomite. They also have quaint signs with vulgar messages and stick figures arranged in, well, suggestive poses.
Phelps then decided to expand his annoyance of the citizenry and started picketing funerals as well. At first it was just those of homosexuals, but it soon grew to include whomever he didn't like (which, again, is nearly everyone). Since he has decided that America's troubles in Iraq are the result of God's wrath on a "Rump Ranger nation" (that being the U.S.), he has seen fit to start picketing the funerals of America's honored war dead. That's right, he's protesting at the funeral's of fallen soldiers with signs that say such things "Rump Ranger Body Bag"¹ and "Thank God for IED's." The guy's a real piece of work and I'll let you guess out of what he is made.
The adopted tactic of most Topekans has been just to ignore him. Cussing him out, yelling at him, or flipping him off is but sweet song to his ears. The deviant loves to be hated. Protesting soldiers' funerals, though, has proved to be utterly intolerable to people. As Gaijin Biker pointed out here, bikers have recently discovered they can drown out Phelps's invective. At a funeral last month, 125 bikers at a military funeral in Ark City, KS, at which Phelps was protesting, circled the protestors and would rev their engines whenever they tried to yell.
Then, at a Topeka funeral yesterday for Army Sgt. Dominic Sacco, around 100 bikers did the same. My brother, who lives in Topeka and brought the article to my attention, mentioned to me that the Harley-Davidson chapters had been communicating about Phelps's protest plans so that they could disrupt them. It seems they and others have gotten much more organized and have formed a group called the Patriot Guard whose express purpose is to go wherever Phelps is, especially military funerals, and ruin his fun. The man makes it all over the country and there are currently at least 436 members around the nation² prepared to match their expression of first amendment rights against his. And they seem to be getting to Phelps as his groupâ€™s recent signs target the bikers specifically. Thatâ€™s quite a compliment.
For the bikers and Patriot Guard, all I have to say is God bless 'em and keep up the good work.

Redrum_69 · 09-23-2008, 10:45 AM

Fred Phelps is a republican, who supports Palin and McCain

Fred was quoted as saying "McCain and Palin are like the Adam and Eve of our time..."

blueballs · 09-23-2008, 10:48 AM

what's the apple

Redrum_69 · 09-23-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by blueballs

what's the apple

the average american middle income family.

money grows on trees you know....

Goapics1 · 09-23-2008, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

money grows on trees you know....

Your mom sits on them..............................................

**Bob Dole** · 09-23-2008, 11:01 AM

That's some pee-yourself funny shit right thar.

blueballs · 09-23-2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

the average american middle income family.

money grows on trees you know....

Phelps plans on protesting your mother's funeral one day
he heard she got shot in a rack

09-23-2008, 12:48 AM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	The score is now… Flying Spaghetti Monster:1 Fred Phelps:0 Via the Arkansas Times blog we learn that Fred Phelps and his band of homophobic bigots from Westboro Baptist Church were recently driven out of Little Rock by a merry marauding band of Central Arkansas Pastafarians. The Pastafarians dressed as pirates in honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, waved swords and signs bearing slogans such as “God hates shrimp — Leviticus” and “God hates cotton-polyester blends” confronted Phelps’ group. Passing cars honked and waved at the pleased Pastafarians while a nearby TV crew captured their antics, ignoring the group from Westboro Baptist. Eventually Phelps and the other anti-homosexual protesters were forced to pack up their “Rump Rangers Doom Nations” and “You’re Going To Hell” signs and leave town. Priceless! http://freethoughtfortwayne.org/2008...-fred-phelps0/
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09-23-2008, 01:24 AM	#2
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09-23-2008, 10:35 AM	#6
acasas4 Starter Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Independence Casino cash: $9935265	That is great. Those azzholes deserve everthing thrown at them. I really have a lot of respect for the Patriot Gaurd also. They're a group of bikers that block these jagoffs from fallen soldier's funerals. Why don't Phelps and his band of pusses fuck with these guys? In case you're fortunate to have never heard of him, there's a guy in Topeka, KS, by the name of Fred Phelps who's a right lout. He's the pastor of a Westboro Baptist Church and has long made a nuisance of himself protesting homosexuals, something he and his followers do in completely appalling fashion. They stands on street corners, in parks, at restaurants, at parades, at churches… pretty much anywhere people don't share their extremist views, which is pretty much everybody. They call anybody who passes by a sodomite whoâ€™s going to hell. For Phelps and company, unless you're one of them, you're automatically a sodomite. They also have quaint signs with vulgar messages and stick figures arranged in, well, suggestive poses. Phelps then decided to expand his annoyance of the citizenry and started picketing funerals as well. At first it was just those of homosexuals, but it soon grew to include whomever he didn't like (which, again, is nearly everyone). Since he has decided that America's troubles in Iraq are the result of God's wrath on a "Rump Ranger nation" (that being the U.S.), he has seen fit to start picketing the funerals of America's honored war dead. That's right, he's protesting at the funeral's of fallen soldiers with signs that say such things "Rump Ranger Body Bag"¹ and "Thank God for IED's." The guy's a real piece of work and I'll let you guess out of what he is made. The adopted tactic of most Topekans has been just to ignore him. Cussing him out, yelling at him, or flipping him off is but sweet song to his ears. The deviant loves to be hated. Protesting soldiers' funerals, though, has proved to be utterly intolerable to people. As Gaijin Biker pointed out here, bikers have recently discovered they can drown out Phelps's invective. At a funeral last month, 125 bikers at a military funeral in Ark City, KS, at which Phelps was protesting, circled the protestors and would rev their engines whenever they tried to yell. Then, at a Topeka funeral yesterday for Army Sgt. Dominic Sacco, around 100 bikers did the same. My brother, who lives in Topeka and brought the article to my attention, mentioned to me that the Harley-Davidson chapters had been communicating about Phelps's protest plans so that they could disrupt them. It seems they and others have gotten much more organized and have formed a group called the Patriot Guard whose express purpose is to go wherever Phelps is, especially military funerals, and ruin his fun. The man makes it all over the country and there are currently at least 436 members around the nation² prepared to match their expression of first amendment rights against his. And they seem to be getting to Phelps as his groupâ€™s recent signs target the bikers specifically. Thatâ€™s quite a compliment. For the bikers and Patriot Guard, all I have to say is God bless 'em and keep up the good work. __________________ Now I'm ready for some football!
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Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	Fred Phelps is a republican, who supports Palin and McCain Fred was quoted as saying "McCain and Palin are like the Adam and Eve of our time..."
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