Teicher: Chiefs buzz: Albert out for Carolina game

[Lonewolf Ed]

Originally Posted by FAX

Just a crazy thought here ... but, is there a double standard at play when it comes to Albert? By last count, I believe that Albert has been injured the same number of times as Croyle. Nevertheless, I haven't seen one single person claim that Albert is injury prone or made of glass or a big p*ssy or one of those funky little Christmas ornaments made out of paper maché that turn into a little glob of mush if the humidity passes 80% or you accidently urinate on it after you've had 4 martinis and you accidentally mistake the Christmas tree for a toilet or you think you're outside when you really aren't.

FAX

Don't drink your martinis from a bucket then, and that won't happen.