Gretz's Foundation Update: rookie progress report

[FAX]

Nice little feel good piece from the Blobster. He calls the 2008 draft the "foundation" of the rebuilding effort, though. I could have sworn (and probably did) that they were calling the 2006 draft the "foundation" a year or so ago. Odd, that.

In other news ... Earlier this evening, a lady person I know said these words to me in parting, "Ta, ta." It struck me as very unusual because you rarely hear that said anymore ... at least around here.

Nevertheless, it started me thinking about something ... why are there two "tas" instead of just one "ta" or maybe even three "tas" in that phrase? I guess one "ta" might sound like she's choking and wants to avoid suffering through an humiliating Heimlich Maneuver whilst having her breasts crushed like ripe canteloupe in someone's anxious and altogether unnecessary urgent grasp. And I guess three "tas" might sound a little like she was impersonating a machine gun out of the blue which is kind of classless, when you think about it. Nevertheless, those may not actually be the real reasons. Do you guys, by any chance, know why we live in a two "ta" world?

FAX

[el borracho]

Originally Posted by FAX

Nice little feel good piece from the Blobster. He calls the 2008 draft the "foundation" of the rebuilding effort, though. I could have sworn (and probably did) that they were calling the 2006 draft the "foundation" a year or so ago. Odd, that.

In other news ... Earlier this evening, a lady person I know said these words to me in parting, "Ta, ta." It struck me as very unusual because you rarely hear that said anymore ... at least around here.

Nevertheless, it started me thinking about something ... why are there two "tas" instead of just one "ta" or maybe even three "tas" in that phrase? I guess one "ta" might sound like she's choking and wants to avoid suffering through an humiliating Heimlich Maneuver whilst having her breasts crushed like ripe canteloupe in someone's anxious and altogether unnecessary urgent grasp. And I guess three "tas" might sound a little like she was impersonating a machine gun out of the blue which is kind of classless, when you think about it. Nevertheless, those may not actually be the real reasons. Do you guys, by any chance, know why we live in a two "ta" world?
FAX

Think how silly a bikini top would look it there were only one.

[chop]

Originally Posted by FAX

Do you guys, by any chance, know why we live in a two "ta" world?

FAX

Most guys I know prefer two ta-ta's. They are unbalanced if there is only one and I don't have enough hands for three. So it seems two ta-ta's are best.