Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by tooge

I hate people and I am not sure what to do about it. I really would rather not go to jail. Thanks.

There are people on this earth that make it difficult for me to not be in jail.

If you're a full time, cranky bastard, may I suggest a career move to a remote location, like the oil fields on the north slope, or as a researcher on the South Pole. You'll either learn to get along, or you'll be remote enough that you'll be fed to bears by the others, or you can make Eskimo Jerky.