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Old 12-24-2008, 10:49 AM  
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What a miserable morning..........
My work has been closed. They decided to go ahead and open up shop today to try and get some stuff done before our 4 day holiday. Well, I went out this morning and my wife stole my truck. She left me her little Stratus that I had to dig out of 3 feet of snow. Slapped our chains on there and took off.

I got about 1 mile and the chains snapped. Then trying to drive up a big hill I slip slided all over the place narrowly missing some trucks. Got stuck. Had to dig myself out of the snow and decided it was time to pack it in and go home. Inched back toward my place, and couldn't get up the small incline leading into my apartment complex. Had to park the car across the street in a little strip mall.

I'm pretty experienced driving in adverse weather conditions, but I have to say, I've never driven in anything remotely close to this. If I had my truck, I'm sure I would've made it. For those of you who have 2WD cars, how the hell do you deal with this stuff every year? What we have right now in Seattle I assume is pretty standard for you guys out in the midwest.

Free free to throw in the obligatory "You're a pussy" comments. This is the first time road conditions have ever prevented me from getting somewhere.
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:05 PM   #46
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I hope Oklahoma doesn't find out about it.

I was thinking the same thing about Washington state.


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I'm sure he's being a smart ass.....but there are people in California that have no ****ing clue how to drive in the rain. ****ing tards.
People in Seattle can't either. It rains 200 days a year here, but 190 of them are a constant drizzle. Sprinkling. I've been to the midwest, amongst other places. The rain here isn't real rain.
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:08 PM   #47
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I hope Oklahoma doesn't find out about it.
Well I live in Kansas and the only difference is red dirt
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:19 PM   #48
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Well I live in Kansas and the only difference is red dirt
Oklahoma leads the nation in asinine laws and draconian punishments.
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:22 PM   #49
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Check Kansas we can not be far behind! Oh wait you guys have a NBA team hows that working out anyway?
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:34 PM   #50
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:38 PM   #51
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I assume is pretty standard for you guys out in the midwest.
Actually in Southcentral Kansas, we just get ice, freezing rain, sleet, and maybe if a "really bad storm" comes through, we'll get 3 inches of snow.
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:43 PM   #52
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Actually in Southcentral Kansas, we just get ice, freezing rain, sleet, and maybe if a "really bad storm" comes through, we'll get 3 inches of snow.
Really? We've had 2' drop in the last week. I always thought that was standard fare for the midwest. I know it happened the 2 years I was in Branson.
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Old 12-24-2008, 02:00 PM   #53
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Actually in Southcentral Kansas, we just get ice, freezing rain, sleet, and maybe if a "really bad storm" comes through, we'll get 3 inches of snow.
here in my part of southcentral kansas we got 4 inches of snow last week. the next day it was sunny and in the 40`s and melted. the wind is what is the bit@h. a calm day it is only blowing in the 30`s.
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You can warm it up as long as you are sitting in it or standing by it. If you leave your car running in the driveway and you are inside you can get a ticket, if you go to the store and leave your car running you can get a ticket and I am talking a Quik Trip.

Same down here in Vancouver. I do it anyways. If it's slick out I'm not getting out of my chair to try and scrape windows so I say **** 'em and do it anyways.

Our little city is second to Seattle in lack of salt shakers/snow plows per amount of people. I guess we're not as environmentally correct down here since we started using salt last year. The chemical they were using got too expensive so they started using salt after a couple decades of not using it. They claimed the cars of today will never see any damage in our lifetime. I say "yeah right".

All it has to do is flurry a little and the Portland metro area is closed down. Which is a good thing cause no one knows how to drive in it. Not counting last night we've got 13". My wife (former Californian) thinks I'm some kind of God after driving her to work in my little FWD 300m Monday morning. She doesn't understand, this is nothing compared to the midwest.



We don't have the amount of hills that you folks up there have Floppy so I can imagine the troubles. I was always happy we didn't have as many down here cause I can't imagine the work the crane rental guys' go thru up there to crib up a crane.
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