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Old 12-25-2008, 05:42 PM  
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Don't do what I did.
For Christmas I got my wife a new wedding ring (replacing the ring she "lost" when we were split up) a robe, a wooden crucifix from Jerusalem, a back massager, a shirt and a painting of Venice. Problem is I gave her the ring after she performed in a musical 2 weeks ago (I re-preposed to her) and the other stuff was given early December (I came back from a 1 week trip to Texas cuz you can't get shit in Italy and she is snoopy so she would've found it)

Well, the problem was she didn't get to open anything today. And she didn't really talk to me at all!!! Ugh, all she got me was a Dbo jersey, a sweater, some pj pants and a German Beerstein.... How the **** could she be so pissy? My stuff was more expensive AND more sentimental......

Anyway, don't do what I did. Get her something to open ON CHRISTMAS!!!!

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Old 12-26-2008, 09:29 AM   #31
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Old 12-26-2008, 09:30 AM   #32
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Old 12-26-2008, 09:35 AM   #33
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translation: be pussywhipped...if it takes material things to make momma happy...she isn't happy anyway.
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Old 12-26-2008, 09:57 AM   #34
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translation: be pussywhipped...if it takes material things to make momma happy...she isn't happy anyway.
Once upon a time I bought my Ex a gold necklace for her Birthday. She opened it, faked appreciation and politely said, "Thanks, but from now on if you buy me gold, don't buy anything less than 18 carat." That's one of the main reasons she is my EX.
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:01 AM   #35
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translation: be pussywhipped...if it takes material things to make momma happy...she isn't happy anyway.
It was said in jest. Santa called, he said he forgot to leave your sense of your humor the other night.
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:35 AM   #36
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It was said in jest. Santa called, he said he forgot to leave your sense of your humor the other night.
I returned Santa's call, and he said you need to work on your sarcasm.
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:36 AM   #37
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Well...I found out what she was really mad about... On Xmas eve my drunk ass neighbor came over at about 1 am. I am not the one to turn people away so we played some video games and my wife went to bed. She didn't seem mad then and it was so late I didn't even think about it. Well we sat around for about another hour and I headed to bed.

What was learned…..? On Xmas eve you shouldn't let drunken neighbors in your house.

Seriously? You just NOW learned that lesson?
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:41 AM   #38
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:42 AM   #39
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:47 AM   #40
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Well...I found out what she was really mad about... On Xmas eve my drunk ass neighbor came over at about 1 am. I am not the one to turn people away so we played some video games and my wife went to bed. She didn't seem mad then and it was so late I didn't even think about it. Well we sat around for about another hour and I headed to bed.

What was learned…..? On Xmas eve you shouldn't let drunken neighbors in your house.
dude .......


women are seldom really mad about the obvious shit. It's always some hidden Zomg crap.


it's like one big cluster fook of emotion that men can only grasp the edges of and hold on for dear life.
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:50 AM   #41
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:00 AM   #42
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Well...I found out what she was really mad about... On Xmas eve my drunk ass neighbor came over at about 1 am. I am not the one to turn people away
Actually, you are. At least in your wife's eyes. You chose your neighbor over her. Don't ever do that that again.
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:04 AM   #43
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Actually, you are. At least in your wife's eyes. You chose your neighbor over her. Don't ever do that that again.
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:07 AM   #44
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Buy her a pair of flip flops and a vibrator.

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Old 12-26-2008, 11:20 AM   #45
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