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[DeezNutz]

My mother was distraught when she learned she was pregnant. It was unexpected, and she and my father were both very young. My dad walked in the room, and she slowly lifted her head, red eyed and with a very weak voice, she whispered, "I don't know how this could have happened..."

My dad boldly proclaimed, "DeezNutz, that's how!"

The rest is history.