PIOLI SIGNED!!!!! Per ESPN

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Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis

I walk into my apartment after traveling all day. I turn my phone back on (I always forget to do that) and I see 13 new voicemails. Hmm. That does seem a bit above the norm so I pick up the phone to dial. As I do so I click on Chiefsplanet to get my fix for KC related news. I see this thread. At the same time I do, the first message of my buddy screaming jubilantly begins to play. I begin dancing. And I don't care who sees me.

All I can think of was Zoolander...

Message Machine: "You have 1,200 messages."
Derek: "That is a bit above average."


But for you...


Message Machine: "You have 1,200 messages."
Spicy McHaggis: "That is a bit above average.... It hasn't been this high since that glorious day when Carl's resignation was announced...."