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Old 01-30-2009, 09:21 AM  
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I am not a smart man, not the sharpest tool in the shed, not the brightest bulb. This thread is dedicated to help other people not make the same mistakes I did. Kind of like in pitfall when you get eaten by a gator, or when you send a guy out in war to see if there is any snipers and he gets his head blown off
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:20 AM   #31
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If you drive an 88 ford tempo. Just accept it. It is a red piece of shit, it isn't the general lee, you aren't vin diesel. So don't press the break and gas together rev the engine and slam it in drive. You are going to hear a loud bang followed by the sound of you getting fired from long john silvers for being late again
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:21 AM   #32
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These life lessons would be easier to comprehend if they were illustrated.

I'm just sayin....
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:23 AM   #33
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Any website that has the word Jailbait is probably illegal although googling "is jailbait.com legal? Will bring up some good pictures.

http://www.letmegooglethatforyou.com...ing+on+here%3F
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:24 AM   #34
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Though you think it would be, "Oh Shit!" is not a universally known and accepted courtesy tap.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:26 AM   #35
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Also don't refer to her boobs as coleco vision controlers and her pussy as game genie. She won't understand awesome it is have P wings in every level in mario 3
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:29 AM   #36
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If you drive an 88 ford tempo. Just accept it. It is a red piece of shit, it isn't the general lee, you aren't vin diesel. So don't press the break and gas together rev the engine and slam it in drive. You are going to hear a loud bang followed by the sound of you getting fired from long john silvers for being late again


Dude...you need to write a book.

The best part of these is the 'impression' that these events may have happaned to you.

holy sh*t these are great.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:29 AM   #37
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:29 AM   #38
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These life lessons would be easier to comprehend if they were illustrated.

I'm just sayin....
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The 'artwork' is second to none.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:30 AM   #39
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Dude...you need to write a book.

The best part of these is the 'impression' that these events may have happaned to you.

holy sh*t these are great.
I agree. Totally off the wall. I'm seeing dollar signs.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:31 AM   #40
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:42 AM   #41
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:43 AM   #42
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I ment clippers. the thing that goes BRRRRRR VRAP BRRRR BRAP when your balls get caught in them
This does hurt like a bitch.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:44 AM   #43
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If you drive an 88 ford tempo. Just accept it. It is a red piece of shit, it isn't the general lee, you aren't vin diesel. So don't press the break and gas together rev the engine and slam it in drive. You are going to hear a loud bang followed by the sound of you getting fired from long john silvers for being late again


As others have suggested you should write your own book or have your own blog site.
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If you drive an 88 ford tempo. Just accept it. It is a red piece of shit, it isn't the general lee, you aren't vin diesel. So don't press the break and gas together rev the engine and slam it in drive. You are going to hear a loud bang followed by the sound of you getting fired from long john silvers for being late again
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:47 AM   #45
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If you drive an 88 ford tempo. Just accept it. It is a red piece of shit, it isn't the general lee, you aren't vin diesel. So don't press the break and gas together rev the engine and slam it in drive. You are going to hear a loud bang followed by the sound of you getting fired from long john silvers for being late again


That's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time. REP!
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