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Old 02-02-2009, 02:15 AM  
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Ben Roethlisberger is a fatass

There, I said it. He's not "big" or "strong" or anything. He just weighs a half a ton and looks like a balloon. He's not a QB. He's just a big stupid fat ****.

Please, I want all kinds of posters to tell me how much greater he is than any Chiefs QB we ever had. Please. Tell me how this fatass has won two super bowls in his short career. Tell me how he plays to win the game, doesn't care about statistics, and is cool under pressure.

TELL ME ALL OF THIS.

This is ****ing bullshit. Ben Roethlisberger is NOT a good QB. He's big and fat and has an arm. That's it. He has a great TE, a FANTASTIC tough receiver in Ward and buttloads of talented speedsters who can stretch the field. And... oh yeah. THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE NFL. That helps too.

Go ahead and tell me why you'd take Big Ben over the guys with the flashy stats because of his success and his rings. **** that. You know what?

Give me Kurt Warner and that defense, and I'll show you MORE Super Bowls than Ben Roethlisberger, and I'll show you a team that looks good doing it. Peyton, Brady, Warner, McNabb, Cutler. I'll STILL take all of these QBs over Ben the fat ****.

Tell me why Tyler Pigpen is terrible and why Roethlisberger is great. Actually, don't. Shove it. Piss off. I'm sick of hearing about it. It's getting so I can't make a single goddamn criticism on this board about ANY player in the league without people saying, "The Chiefs are worse at that position." NO ****ING SHIT, SHERLOCK. Yeah, Roethlisberger is better than Thigpen. Who gives a shit? Put that fat ass on the Chiefs and we'll still be 2-14. Maybe even 1-15, because we wouldn't have moved to the spread and scored as many points. We'd still be running R2P2.

Ben Roethlisberger is a mediocre QB on a really good team. There. How about that?
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:14 AM   #16
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whatever...I"m drunk and I know this is bullshit
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:16 AM   #17
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There, I said it. He's not "big" or "strong" or anything. He just weighs a half a ton and looks like a balloon. He's not a QB. He's just a big stupid fat ****.

Please, I want all kinds of posters to tell me how much greater he is than any Chiefs QB we ever had. Please. Tell me how this fatass has won two super bowls in his short career. Tell me how he plays to win the game, doesn't care about statistics, and is cool under pressure.

TELL ME ALL OF THIS.

This is ****ing bullshit. Ben Roethlisberger is NOT a good QB. He's big and fat and has an arm. That's it. He has a great TE, a FANTASTIC tough receiver in Ward and buttloads of talented speedsters who can stretch the field. And... oh yeah. THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE NFL. That helps too.

Go ahead and tell me why you'd take Big Ben over the guys with the flashy stats because of his success and his rings. **** that. You know what?

Give me Kurt Warner and that defense, and I'll show you MORE Super Bowls than Ben Roethlisberger, and I'll show you a team that looks good doing it. Peyton, Brady, Warner, McNabb, Cutler. I'll STILL take all of these QBs over Ben the fat ****.

Tell me why Tyler Pigpen is terrible and why Roethlisberger is great. Actually, don't. Shove it. Piss off. I'm sick of hearing about it. It's getting so I can't make a single goddamn criticism on this board about ANY player in the league without people saying, "The Chiefs are worse at that position." NO ****ING SHIT, SHERLOCK. Yeah, Roethlisberger is better than Thigpen. Who gives a shit? Put that fat ass on the Chiefs and we'll still be 2-14. Maybe even 1-15, because we wouldn't have moved to the spread and scored as many points. We'd still be running R2P2.

Ben Roethlisberger is a mediocre QB on a really good team. There. How about that?
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:20 AM   #18
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Stupid thread. Ben is a pretty damn good QB. Makes great decisions, and has very good
accuracy. Very mobile for as big as he is.
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:27 AM   #19
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Check out the play at 2:35. Sick. Look, I'm no Steelers' fan. To be sure. I was pulling for AZ. But, to say Ben is an average QB is just dumb.
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:37 AM   #20
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wow...

This doesn't make any sense.

People like this guy makes me feel sorry for any QB we draft...no one will ever be good enough for this fan base.

Roethlisberger played one HELL of a game yesterday...he made some unbelievable plays and unbelievable throws...all game long.

Both QB's were great. That was a fantastic game featuring two deserving and fantastic teams this year.
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:40 AM   #21
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wow...

This doesn't make any sense.

People like this guy makes me feel sorry for any QB we draft...no one will ever be good enough for this fan base.

Roethlisberger played one HELL of a game yesterday...he made some unbelievable plays and unbelievable throws...all game long.

Both QB's were great. That was a fantastic game featuring two deserving and fantastic teams this year.
I have never seen a fan base hate QB's more than this one, it even hates good QB's.
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:42 AM   #22
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I have never seen a fan base hate QB's more than this one, it even hates good QB's.
We could have Peyton friggin' Manning and 50% of the board would still complain.
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:50 AM   #23
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We could have Peyton friggin' Manning and 50% of the board would still complain.
It's just bizarre, I don't know how we ended up like this.
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:55 AM   #24
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It's just bizarre, I don't know how we ended up like this.
We've lost to so many teams with QBs over the years, and our fanbase is so stupid, that rather than thinking that we should emulate the victors, we should put all of our eggs in the basket of the exception to the rule, hoping to win every playoff game 9-7.

I almost wonder if the KC media persecution complex extends to high profile athletes in general--they see that quarterbacks get good press when they play well and they are so jealous of the perceived slight given to KC from the MSM that they project their hate onto QBs.
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Old 02-02-2009, 06:50 AM   #25
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People like this guy makes me feel sorry for any QB we draft...no one will ever be good enough for this fan base.
I'm guessing as long as he's not an Overrated Fatass SNR will be fine with it?

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Old 02-02-2009, 07:24 AM   #26
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I don't care what people think about Ben. He played ike a champion on that last drive. He lumbered his fat ass out of trouble quite a few times and made some incredible clutch throws. The average QB cannot complete that TD throw he made to Holmes.
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Old 02-02-2009, 07:46 AM   #27
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2 things; 1) somehow he has a feeling for where both the receivers are and where the pressure is coming from. On that last drive, he shoulda been sacked 3 or 4 times but somehow got the passes off. 2) He's lucky as hell. Look at the Ravens game where he threw up balls that shoulda been picked off and somehow hit guy comes up with it and the defender falls down. Some guys just have the sun shine on them all the time. I thought Tom Brady was lucky until I watched Big Ben.
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Old 02-02-2009, 07:48 AM   #28
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wow...

This doesn't make any sense.

People like this guy makes me feel sorry for any QB we draft...no one will ever be good enough for this fan base.

Roethlisberger played one HELL of a game yesterday...he made some unbelievable plays and unbelievable throws...all game long.

Both QB's were great. That was a fantastic game featuring two deserving and fantastic teams this year.
True. Which is why I KNOW we shouldn't draft a QB. It can takes 3-5 years to see if the pick was worth it. This fan base can't wait 3 preseason games.
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Old 02-02-2009, 07:52 AM   #29
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True. Which is why I KNOW we shouldn't draft a QB. It can takes 3-5 years to see if the pick was worth it. This fan base can't wait 3 preseason games.
Screw the fanbase. The team and management need to do what's best for the team, not what will please idiot fans.
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Old 02-02-2009, 07:57 AM   #30
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Only on Chiefsplanet would someone put, "Tell me why Thigpen is terrible, but Roethlisberger is great" after he just won his 2nd SB ring, and lead a 4th quarter comeback that Thigpen never in his life could dream of doing.
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