Need a favor from someone in KC

[Iowanian]

I didn't see anything other than some people trying to help you, a few usual jokes, and you over-reacting.

Sounds about right.

May I direct you to WPI dot com where you're likely to up the IQ of the entire board?
Maybe the Coalition board has enough padding in the kid gloves to handle a genius giant like you without causing offense to your delicate abilities.

Good luck with the Jim Beam decantor that looks like Elvis and getting the lable off of the flinstone's jelly bean jar.

Yabba Dabba do, the King is gone and so are you.