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Old 02-17-2009, 06:29 PM   #1
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My mother has an enormous (like 12 inches long) pink penis.
I was gonna give your mom my 12 inches, but she wouldn't let me stick it in a 3rd time, so she only got 8.
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Old 02-17-2009, 06:31 PM   #2
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I was gonna give your mom my 12 inches, but she wouldn't let me stick it in a 3rd time, so she only got 8.
She's 4'9". Anything more than that would come out her eyeball.
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Old 02-17-2009, 06:33 PM   #3
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She's 4'9". Anything more than that would come out her eyeball.
Wait a second, I dated a 4'9 girl in college.

Uh oh.
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Old 02-17-2009, 06:55 PM   #4
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Wait a second, I dated a 4'9 girl in college.

Uh oh.
Come on - like you really dated someone.
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Old 02-17-2009, 07:14 PM   #5
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Come on - like you really dated someone.
I use the term 'date' loosely with her. We didn't do anything but hang out.

She was actually one of the cheerleaders in The Waterboy. (no joke)

It ended badly. For some reason I can't even remember now (this was 17 years ago...) we quit talking, and then shortly thereafter she thought I was stalking her. She was cute, but she wasn't that cute. And, of course, we lived in the same freshman honors dorm, had several of the same classes and were both music majors, so the only way I could not run into her was by actively avoiding her, which would have been way too much effort in my book.
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