Teicher: Chiefs’ Haley puts together coaching staff

[FAX]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Pioli Zombi is owning everyone in this thread.

Well, what did you expect, Mr. CoMoChief?

The guy's a friggin' zombie. He won't die.

FAX

[Crush]

Originally Posted by FAX

Well, what did you expect, Mr. CoMoChief?

The guy's a friggin' zombie. He won't die.

FAX

I suggest a flamethrower, Mr. FAX.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by Crush

I suggest a flamethrower, Mr. FAX.

Doesn't anti-freeze work anymore?

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Doesn't anti-freeze work anymore?

Not on zombies, Mr. Frankie. Those guys drink that stuff for breakfast.

Our only hope is that his mobile device radiation will somehow interfere with the few remaining brainwaves he has left, he will slip into a coma-like slumber, be mistaken for a deceased hobo based on his clothes and the horrific stench emanating from his person, and be taken to the morgue where he's listed as a John Doe, cremated, and his ashes poured down a public toilet.

A guy can dream.

FAX

[orange]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Doesn't anti-freeze work anymore?

Originally Posted by FAX

Not on zombies, Mr. Frankie. Those guys drink that stuff for breakfast.

Our only hope is that his mobile device radiation will somehow interfere with the few remaining brainwaves he has left, he will slip into a coma-like slumber, be mistaken for a deceased hobo based on his clothes and the horrific stench emanating from his person, and be taken to the morgue where he's listed as a John Doe, cremated, and his ashes poured down a public toilet.

A guy can dream.

FAX

Sheriff McClelland: Well, there's no problem. If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy.