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Old 02-19-2009, 07:04 PM  
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Just got home from my vasectomy
Not naerly as bad as I thought it would be. I was pretty nervous about pain of my coin purse. After numbing medicine all I felt was some bag tugging.
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:40 PM   #31
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:41 PM   #32
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:47 PM   #33
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missinDThomas, when you went to the hospital, did you wear a tuxedo?
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:04 PM   #34
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I get to have this done March 20th -- at least I timed mine with the NCAA tourney so I can have three days of uninterrupted basketball time while I spend time with my basket-sized balls ...

or something.

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Old 02-19-2009, 09:08 PM   #35
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I get to have this done March 20th -- at least I timed mine with the NCAA tourney so I can have three days of uninterrupted basketball
I'm lucky I have vacation time.

I love the tournament and all, but I'm not sure I would sacrifice my testicles for it.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:09 PM   #36
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the worst part of the whole thing was they tape your junk to your stomach and then have to rip the tape off your short and curlies and your shaft skin. that sucked. i think they used duct tape
If you weren't such a hairy bastard you wouldn't have a problem.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:12 PM   #37
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I had surgery done once by a doctor who performed his own vasectomy.
I had a neighbor when I was growing up who was a vet. She performed a Vasectomy on her husband at home.

His taters were rumored to have swollen to the size of a volleyball.

She delivered her own kids at home too and was out working sheep later that day.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:13 PM   #38
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I'm lucky I have vacation time.

I love the tournament and all, but I'm not sure I would sacrifice my testicles for it.
Well, I had to get it done anyway, so what the hell. Better than doing it over Christmas.

I'd cringe every time I heard "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ... "

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Old 02-19-2009, 09:13 PM   #39
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:13 PM   #40
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:13 PM   #41
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the worst part of the whole thing was they tape your junk to your stomach and then have to rip the tape off your short and curlies and your shaft skin. that sucked. i think they used duct tape
WTF? The nurse rolled my wang into the blanket that was covering me, some of you have really ****ed up doctors. I remember someone on here awhile back saying that they had to shave their own balls. **** that.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:14 PM   #42
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WTF? The nurse rolled my wang into the blanket that was covering me, some of you have really ****ed up doctors. I remember someone on here awhile back saying that they had to shave their own balls. **** that.
Some people shave their balls to begin with...
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:16 PM   #43
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:17 PM   #44
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:20 PM   #45
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Some people shave their balls to begin with...
Sure, but when my insurance company is paying good money for the procedure I'd expect my balls to be shaved for me.

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Eh...not really.
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