Misc Women suck...

**gblowfish** · 02-23-2009, 07:33 PM

Get a date with her;
Get her really drunk;
Go back to her place;
Use her like a paper towel;
Steal $40 from her purse;
Take a dump in the crisper bin of her fridge;
Disappear.

She'll either wake up crying wondering where you are...
Or really dig you.

Either way, you win.

Chief Pote · 03-08-2009, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Get a date with her;
Get her really drunk;
Go back to her place;
Use her like a paper towel;
Steal $40 from her purse;
Take a dump in the crisper bin of her fridge;
Disappear.

She'll either wake up crying wondering where you are...
Or really dig you.

Either way, you win.

You're a freak.....

02-23-2009, 07:33 PM	#1
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16866178 VARSITY	Get a date with her; Get her really drunk; Go back to her place; Use her like a paper towel; Steal $40 from her purse; Take a dump in the crisper bin of her fridge; Disappear. She'll either wake up crying wondering where you are... Or really dig you. Either way, you win.
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