Misc Women suck... - Page 11

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

WTF? You don't want to sleep with her, you're looking for a FWB, you don't want to sleep with her. Make up your mind!

I don't want to sleep with her yet. I hardly know her! But if she ends up being cool and all, then I'd do her. :-)

But if I have to choose between doing her earlier than I want, and never doing her at all, I'll take option A. I'll take a chance on her. I just got through with a super serious girl with no fun factor. I kinda want someone weird who likes to party.

**QuikSsurfer** · 02-23-2009, 09:52 PM

Don't dip your pen in company ink... trust me.

I'm going through the crazy awkwardness now...

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

That's the idea, luv. That's the attitude.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your keyboard keys are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Until you meet them in public and you are nothing like you type and then you come across as a fake douchebag

Sure-Oz · 02-23-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Until you meet them in public and you are nothing like you type and then you come across as a fake douchebag

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

How did you ever get laid?

What do you mean? I'm cool and the shy, quiet girls usually like me.

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Originally Posted by Delano

The more you type, the more it seems like you are the oddball **** and not her.

Am I saying some strange things? I told you I'm unique.

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Don't dip your pen in company ink... trust me.

I'm going through the crazy awkwardness now...

Ok story time let's hear it

Delano · 02-23-2009, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Ok story time let's hear it

Seconded.

We've all done coworkers, but it's great to hear others' stories.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I don't want to sleep with her yet. I hardly know her! But if she ends up being cool and all, then I'd do her. :-)

But if I have to choose between doing her earlier than I want, and never doing her at all, I'll take option A. I'll take a chance on her. I just got through with a super serious girl with no fun factor. I kinda want someone weird who likes to party.

Don't do it. All these people talking about not dipping the pen in company ink. There's a reason for that.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Don't do it. All these people talking about not dipping the pen in company ink. There's a reason for that.

But I technically don't work with her. I could go all day and only see her for about 10 seconds if I had to.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

What do you mean? I'm cool and the shy, quiet girls usually like me.

Am I saying some strange things? I told you I'm unique.

You're a player. You're just not loud about it. The subtle ones like you are dangerous.

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano

Seconded.

We've all done coworkers, but it's great to hear others' stories.

I think the vast majority of my sex exploits have been with women co-workers

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

But I technically don't work with her. I could go all day and only see her for about 10 seconds if I had to.

Well, then WTF are you on here for? Sounds like you've already decided what you're gonna do. Just do it.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

You're a player. You're just not loud about it. The subtle ones like you are dangerous.

I'm not a player... I don't think. If I am, then cool.

A girl thinks I'm a player. This is awesome! :-)

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

But I technically don't work with her. I could go all day and only see her for about 10 seconds if I had to.

Shit what is the problem then? Again I have had sex with alot of co-workers it is really no big deal as long as their semi-mature

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Well, then WTF are you on here for? Sounds like you've already decided what you're gonna do. Just do it.

I was just complaining, and then it turned into a "how to pick up chicks more effectively" thread.

I still am not sure. I'd like to just hang out with her and see how things go. But I'm being told that doesn't work, and friends do not become lovers.

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The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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