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Old 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM  
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So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

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Old 02-24-2009, 08:57 AM   #286
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My asshole schtick is better than his.
The difference between us is that it's a schtick for you, kid.

Say, did mer just ask for a pic of my browneye? Are we back on that winking thing again?
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:34 AM   #287
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See here is your problem, you are suppose to act like you are super busy and a big deal. When she says she can't make you say something like "well I'm not open again for awhile" then make up womens names you are going out with the next few days..see how she reacts..

Act like your time is super important and you aren't hung up or waiting around for her.
I got invited to go hang out with my friends, but he lives a way away from me.

Maybe I should go, then. I know I sure as hell ain't gonna wait around the phone today. I have stuff to dooo, even if some of it isn't fun.

The first time she asked me out to a party with her, I told her I couldn't go. So I'm not rolling over for her or anyone. I'm a busy person.

Really, I'm at the point of just saying, "fuck it." Here I am, either take it or leave it. But then, the inner psychiatrist in me takes over, and I see that she's kinda fucked up, and I want to try and help her out. I think her last boyfriend was abusive or something, cause she kinda acts funny like that sometimes.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:35 AM   #288
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the worst thing to do is buy into her bullshit...put her off...no matter how much you want to hang out with her or see her etc...

I ALWAYS see my ex at the bar...and another girl I used to mess around with...and I ALWAYS play them off of my new girlfriend...mainly because it's the start of the relationship and it keeps her interested...that's just how girls work.

She gets extremely mad every time my ex talks to me...and I play into it...

Relationships are all about having the edge...once the girl gets the edge (unless it's an engagement) it's over.

Girls aren't into that stuff...they want to feel like the dude is a hot commodity...

Relationships are all mind games.
I always joke around and say women don't want something until they can't have it, or they think someone else wants it. So I guess I should follow my own advice.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:36 AM   #289
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I'm sure others have mentioned it so this will probably just be the 50th post telling you this but...

She's just toying with you for fun while she keeps her eyes open for a better opportunity. If you want to get laid, you have to act like you don't really have time for her and set it up so she thinks other women are chasing you. If you want a relationship with her then you're doomed, cause she's clearly into the games and already judged you unworthy of reeling in without competition. Once the competition is gone and she has you, she'll quickly get bored and start looking around for something better. Not to say you wouldn't have a few great months together but it would be smart to not invest too much in this one.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:37 AM   #290
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I see that she's kinda fucked up, and I want to try and help her out.
Does she have a penis? No? Then she is f@cked up! I have been married for 14 years....guess what.....sometimes, she is f@cked up! You can't "help" her...
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:39 AM   #291
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I got invited to go hang out with my friends, but he lives a way away from me.

Maybe I should go, then. I know I sure as hell ain't gonna wait around the phone today. I have stuff to dooo, even if some of it isn't fun.

The first time she asked me out to a party with her, I told her I couldn't go. So I'm not rolling over for her or anyone. I'm a busy person.

Really, I'm at the point of just saying, "fuck it." Here I am, either take it or leave it. But then, the inner psychiatrist in me takes over, and I see that she's kinda fucked up, and I want to try and help her out. I think her last boyfriend was abusive or something, cause she kinda acts funny like that sometimes.
Never go into anything thinking you can help/change the other person. Trust me on this one.
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I'm sure others have mentioned it so this will probably just be the 50th post telling you this but...

She's just toying with you for fun while she keeps her eyes open for a better opportunity. If you want to get laid, you have to act like you don't really have time for her and set it up so she thinks other women are chasing you. If you want a relationship with her then you're doomed, cause she's clearly into the games and already judged you unworthy of reeling in without competition. Once the competition is gone and she has you, she'll quickly get bored and start looking around for something better. Not to say you wouldn't have a few great months together but it would be smart to not invest too much in this one.
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Really, I'm at the point of just saying, "fuck it." Here I am, either take it or leave it. But then, the inner psychiatrist in me takes over, and I see that she's kinda fucked up, and I want to try and help her out. I think her last boyfriend was abusive or something, cause she kinda acts funny like that sometimes.
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I'm sure others have mentioned it so this will probably just be the 50th post telling you this but...

She's just toying with you for fun while she keeps her eyes open for a better opportunity. If you want to get laid, you have to act like you don't really have time for her and set it up so she thinks other women are chasing you. If you want a relationship with her then you're doomed, cause she's clearly into the games and already judged you unworthy of reeling in without competition. Once the competition is gone and she has you, she'll quickly get bored and start looking around for something better. Not to say you wouldn't have a few great months together but it would be smart to not invest too much in this one.
Rep for this. Thank you for summing up the entire thread. :-)

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...crap. So much for my helping personality. :-(
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you think like a ho, when a strong pimp hand is needed.
I lack the confidence to be a true pimp. And the orange suit...and feather...and hat.
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...crap. So much for my helping personality. :-(
In dating terms, "helping personality" either equals "doormat" or "sorely disappointed".
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Why are all psychology majors so......swishy?


Be careful who you're taking women/life advice from on this board/thread.


Stop calling/texting/emailing/running down this chic.
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In dating terms, "helping personality" either equals "doormat" or "sorely disappointed".
IT DOES!!! You are so correct. Which is why I am used to being an emotional tampon for these women. That's what I always end up being. And then they start crying, and I have to hold them...

Should I even let her know I think she's hot or anything? If I'm gonna be all aloof, I need to know if I should totally ignore her, or what.

This whole aloof thing is totally foreign to me. Usually I am super transparent.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:50 AM   #299
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Be careful who you're taking women/life advice from on this board/thread.

Stop calling/texting/emailing/running down this chic.
Yep. I absorb all information in, but not as truth. I take the opinions of many and fuse them together.

BTW, Psych majors are swishy cause we are ALL at least slightly messed up in the head. Almost every Psych major starts out in college wondering what is wrong with them.

And I am done. She has a way of getting under my skin, though. But I will be a man about this and stay strong.
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