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Old 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM  
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Women suck...
So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:52 AM   #301
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You're jerking our collective chain. Noone is this swishy. Midnight Vulture's new alter ego?


Admit it, you're wailing a Chris Isaac song now aren't you?
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:54 AM   #302
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You're jerking our collective chain. Noone is this swishy. Midnight Vulture's new alter ego?


Admit it, you're wailing a Chris Isaac song now aren't you?
Nope. I just have no game. :-)
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:55 AM   #303
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:57 AM   #304
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Who the hell ties their dog to an inflatable alligator?

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Old 02-24-2009, 10:00 AM   #305
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:03 AM   #306
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You don't have to chase me...

My problem is that I care what she thinks. So I'm going to try to not care.

I usually don't care what other people think. So I'll just treat her like I do anyone else. And if nothing happens, so be it. She's just a girl, its not like I have to have sex with her in order to keep my life or anything.

You all have been a big help. I'd give you all rep, if I could.
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:08 AM   #307
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She wants to get laid. If you don't know how to read a female you don't deserve one.
oh for f's sake...



this.

But, just to let you know, once she knows she can f you....she'll have nothing to do with you.
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oh for f's sake...



this.

But, just to let you know, once she knows she can f you....she'll have nothing to do with you.
I know. Which is why I told her I don't want to date her (I told her she couldn't keep up with me), and I don't want sex from her.
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:13 AM   #309
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Older chicks have kids, which even if you're just looking for some fun is a total turn off.
one day in your life this statement will turn around completely....because you'll realize that a great mother is one of the most beautiful things in the world
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I know. Which is why I told her I don't want to date her (I told her she couldn't keep up with me), and I don't want sex from her.
which makes it worse, dude. Now you're this challenge and she's a lionness who is trying to attack her prey. Girls love the hunt just as much as any man, only it's for different reasons.
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:19 AM   #311
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You're like a mouse caught by a mean cat. She's clubbed and stunned you. She's gnawing on you but won't finish you off. She'll let you think you're getting away, and once you've made a couple of jumps for freedom, she'll try to pounce on you, smash you with her paws a few times. make no mistake, she's eventually going to end you, even if she has no intention of eating you.

Stop being a weak fish.

If you don't want her, and you know she's gaming you...tell her to take a flying FuG after a rolling doughnut.

stop trying so damn hard.
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he's not. He's a prick and a douchebag.
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