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wild1 · 03-02-2009, 06:59 PM

raiders fans are funny.

the franchise is so pathetic, no one would willingly be a fan unless they grew up in the rat-infested sewers immediately surrounding the stadium.

being a raiders fan is like a halfway house. you go there because you aren't wanted anywhere else. if you're picked last for kickball, if you have horrible acne problems, if your junior-high mustache doesn't fill in like everyone else's, if you tire of those late night bedroom visits from uncle Pablo - if you have no access to mainstream society and need a misfit outfit that accepts anyone no matter how degenerate, you become a raider fan.

03-02-2009, 06:59 PM	#11
wild1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: 31040 Casino cash: $10004900	raiders fans are funny. the franchise is so pathetic, no one would willingly be a fan unless they grew up in the rat-infested sewers immediately surrounding the stadium. being a raiders fan is like a halfway house. you go there because you aren't wanted anywhere else. if you're picked last for kickball, if you have horrible acne problems, if your junior-high mustache doesn't fill in like everyone else's, if you tire of those late night bedroom visits from uncle Pablo - if you have no access to mainstream society and need a misfit outfit that accepts anyone no matter how degenerate, you become a raider fan.
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