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Old 03-05-2009, 06:22 PM  
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Old 03-06-2009, 06:59 PM   #436
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:01 PM   #437
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That was awesome!
It's habit forming.

Addictive even.
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:05 PM   #438
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:16 PM   #439
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OK, so I leave to go meet my mexi-milf at, IRONICALLY, a mexican restaurant. She wants a margarita. Whatever. I want her tits.

So I'm driving out there and pissing around at the grocery store next door waiting for her. I get a text and she's getting cold feet. Tells me this feels out-of-character for her.

I offer to just swing by her house for a drink if she feels more comfortable with that. She was like LOL no I am not letting some stranger from the internet in my house. Whatever. I ask her if she wants to call it off today and she says yes.

So, when the going gets tough, the nerds go to the movies. I went to go see Watchmen, alone LOL, and it was, like I said, AWESOME! Lots of cool stuff, lots of glowing blue penis shots, and hey, I even got to see some tits and ass, so it was almost like getting laid.

Of course, in a rather amusing turn of events, right before the movie started, she complained that she was all alone in a text. WTF? YOU JUST STOOD ME UP! WHAT ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT, WOMAN? Then she sent me a picture of her cleavage. Woohoo, thankyou. What are you trying to do, give me blueballs?

Then I'm driving home from the movie, checking my messages, and she sent me one saying she was there at 3:07 (note that the movie started at 3:30 and she exchanged a text message with me right BEFORE the movie) and it was "my loss."

WTF? She went ANYWAY? WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL ME EARLIER?

So basically, WOMEN. WTF MATE?

But yeah, the movie was AWESOME!
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:23 PM   #440
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Well, time to try the other choice, I guess.

Glad to hear you liked Watchmen. I plan on seeing it next weekend.
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:30 PM   #441
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This purple pussy talk is creepin me out.
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:32 PM   #442
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OK, so I leave to go meet my mexi-milf at, IRONICALLY, a mexican restaurant. She wants a margarita. Whatever. I want her tits.

So I'm driving out there and pissing around at the grocery store next door waiting for her. I get a text and she's getting cold feet. Tells me this feels out-of-character for her.

I offer to just swing by her house for a drink if she feels more comfortable with that. She was like LOL no I am not letting some stranger from the internet in my house. Whatever. I ask her if she wants to call it off today and she says yes.

So, when the going gets tough, the nerds go to the movies. I went to go see Watchmen, alone LOL, and it was, like I said, AWESOME! Lots of cool stuff, lots of glowing blue penis shots, and hey, I even got to see some tits and ass, so it was almost like getting laid.

Of course, in a rather amusing turn of events, right before the movie started, she complained that she was all alone in a text. WTF? YOU JUST STOOD ME UP! WHAT ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT, WOMAN? Then she sent me a picture of her cleavage. Woohoo, thankyou. What are you trying to do, give me blueballs?

Then I'm driving home from the movie, checking my messages, and she sent me one saying she was there at 3:07 (note that the movie started at 3:30 and she exchanged a text message with me right BEFORE the movie) and it was "my loss."

WTF? She went ANYWAY? WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL ME EARLIER?

So basically, WOMEN. WTF MATE?

But yeah, the movie was AWESOME!
Sounds like she's playing a ****ed up Mexican pursue and retreat game.

Put that bitch on the back burner and nail the redheaded pole dancer.
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This purple pussy talk is creepin me out.
Did you not, in another thread, say you'd consider pegging a tranny because you only live once?
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Did you not, in another thread, say you'd consider pegging a tranny because you only live once?
Heh... I'm pretty sure he did...
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Did you not, in another thread, say you'd consider pegging a tranny because you only live once?
They aren't purple...
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Sounds like she's playing a ****ed up Mexican pursue and retreat game.

Put that bitch on the back burner and nail the redheaded pole dancer.
"Don't stick it in the crazy."

My gay friend says her text:

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Ok. Am Chicken. This is totally out of character for me.
Was a prompt to convince her to GTFO of her house.
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Ahhhh I can see this now...you're going to lose your virginity...but the lights are going to have to be out.....and you'll only going to get to do her anal because....'it's that time of the month' .
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Ahhhh I can see this now...you're going to lose your virginity...but the lights are going to have to be out.....and you'll only going to get to do her anal because....'it's that time of the month' .
Doubtful. The white one called me a "sexi little devil"
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Ahhhh I can see this now...you're going to lose your virginity...but the lights are going to have to be out.....and you'll only going to get to do her anal because....'it's that time of the month' .
You got a problem with anal son?
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