Misc Women suck... - Page 24

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

She asked me in a text message if she could see me naked. I told her she'd have to be a really good seducer cause I'm not like that. And that I didn't know if she had what it took to get me naked.

I don't know why you guys are saying I'm not listening to your advice. I totally did. I'm having fun with this girl, and no longer caring about the outcome.

Somebody is going to get hurt in this situation.

**luv** · 03-07-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Barkingatthemoon

Did you do something to lead her on? Maybe she's getting back at you.

You bumped this thread in order to make your first post? Do you know this person?

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

You don't have to chase me...

My problem is that I care what she thinks. So I'm going to try to not care.

I usually don't care what other people think. So I'll just treat her like I do anyone else. And if nothing happens, so be it. She's just a girl, its not like I have to have sex with her in order to keep my life or anything.

You all have been a big help. I'd give you all rep, if I could.

If they only knew the truth...

StcChief · 03-07-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

She asked me in a text message if she could see me naked. I told her she'd have to be a really good seducer cause I'm not like that. And that I didn't know if she had what it took to get me naked.

I don't know why you guys are saying I'm not listening to your advice. I totally did. I'm having fun with this girl, and no longer caring about the outcome.

you know the phone company keeps track of these text messages? I'm still thinking one or both of you will eventually lose your jobs there over this.

**luv** · 03-07-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Barkingatthemoon

If they only knew the truth...

Ohhhhhh.....

Buddha seems to have a stalker.

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

IT DOES!!! You are so correct. Which is why I am used to being an emotional tampon for these women. That's what I always end up being. And then they start crying, and I have to hold them...

Should I even let her know I think she's hot or anything? If I'm gonna be all aloof, I need to know if I should totally ignore her, or what.

This whole aloof thing is totally foreign to me. Usually I am super transparent.

Maybe you shouldn't start off trying to help someone until you have managed to help yourself. And where is your last girlfriend????

**luv** · 03-07-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Barkingatthemoon

Maybe you shouldn't start off trying to help someone until you have managed to help yourself. And where is your last girlfriend????

Are you her? Or is she buried somewhere?

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

See here is your problem, you are suppose to act like you are super busy and a big deal. When she says she can't make you say something like "well I'm not open again for awhile" then make up womens names you are going out with the next few days..see how she reacts..

Act like your time is super important and you aren't hung up or waiting around for her.

I can see why your last relationship fell apart.

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Not emo, and I don't do older chicks. Unless she was really hot... Then maybe.

NO MOMMIES!!! There was a girl I knew who wanted to date me, but I can't go there. I don't want to have to deal with some kid.

Now I know you are a liar......No Older Chicks????? PLEASE

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Gross. I'm more a about quality than quantity. I'd rather be without for a year but only be with hot girls, than bang some nasty chick who wants me.

I have high standards, but I do not like sex enough to go hitting ugly chicks or fat chicks, or chicks missing teeth...

Again...Please...Show them a picture of your last girlfriend....

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I scared you away! LOL!

He's exactly like Mooo.

Stanley Nickels · 03-07-2009, 04:57 PM

This thread is getting weirder and creepier by the minute.

I like the direction this is headed.

JohnnyV13 · 03-07-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Women suck..."

Only if you're lucky.

**luv** · 03-07-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels

This thread is getting weirder and creepier by the minute.

I like the direction this is headed.

Just what I was thinking. Buddha is Moooo, and I'm guessing Barking is Moosgirl.

Barkingatthemoon · 03-07-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

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Forgot what year you were born did you? Give me a break. I agree, you need to grow up and stop taking advice from message boards. Where are your balls and your own common sense?

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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