Poznanski SI cover story this week: Albert Pujols is the best player in Baseball.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Really?

I've only been around casual, out of town Cubs fans, so I didn't know this.

I just assumed when you total over 100 years of suck, you'd be a bit more humble.

Since the death of Mr. K, it's not really worth even putting the Royals in the same breath as the Cards. Luckily, it looks like this is changing. Like you, though, I generally wish good things upon all of the "local" guys.

I dare not speculate on how intolerable Cubs fans would be if they ever actually won anything.

If they get too far out of line, I just do my favorite Ron Santo impression and hop out of the room on one leg. (Wilford Brimley does not find this funny)