Funny Stuff Man paid to impregnate neighbor's wife - Fails 72 times - Page 2

Talisman · 04-17-2009, 02:09 PM

You don't often find part-time work with benefits.

Miles · 04-17-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kysirsoze

"I don't like this any more than you."

Well played.

Except for the part where it turned out that his wife cheated on him and his kids were not his.

Miles · 04-17-2009, 03:56 PM

Hilarious story.

**ChiTown** · 04-17-2009, 04:00 PM

It happens.....................

Crush · 04-17-2009, 04:28 PM

Hey, it is a living.

googlegoogle · 04-17-2009, 04:36 PM

Pioli Zombie · 04-17-2009, 08:30 PM

What does he declare on his taxes?
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StcChief · 04-17-2009, 08:30 PM

Germans.... that strong beer will make you think anything.

Pioli Zombie · 04-17-2009, 08:35 PM

He was just following orders
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JuicesFlowing · 04-17-2009, 08:45 PM

And then Maus replied, "Okay, maybe the 73rd time will work!"

RJ · 04-17-2009, 08:45 PM

That's a great story in every way.

"...he did not guarantee conception, only that he would give it an honest effort."

Gotta admire a straightforward businessman like him.

Pioli Zombie · 04-17-2009, 08:50 PM

Another Shicklegruber?
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**ShortRoundChief** · 04-17-2009, 09:06 PM

here's the rest of the story:

After 72 times he was forced to go to the doctor who replied "perhaps you should try it without a condom"

Hog's Gone Fishin · 04-17-2009, 09:18 PM

In the Hog farming business , If that sow won't conceive , she's sent to slaughter.

Of course the same standards are set for the stud.

JOhn · 04-17-2009, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Did this happen in Waterloo, by chance?

On a side note should have included a contact #. I got 5 kids and 2 were even pill babies. (or so the ex said

)

Heck I'll even have a money back policy

JOhn · 04-17-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon

I thought anal worked every time!?

Yea you end up with either a crack baby or one who just grows up to be an asshole

04-17-2009, 02:09 PM
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