Chiefs Our season and future is doomed! OTWP told me so! - Page 27

Hootie · 04-27-2009, 01:47 PM

According to our expert OTWP, Tyson Jackson has absolutely no chance to play at a Richard Seymour level, ever, and our 3rd round pick shouldn't even be on an NFL roster...totally wasted pick.

He didn't even charge me $109 for this information...

This sucks, though...I was hoping I could watch them and form my own opinion but he assures me, and the rest of you, that these guys are scrubs and that Pioli still disciplines his children by hitting them, which is wrong.

Tough weekend for Chiefs fans =(

Hasn't Pioli ever thought of a timeout? There are more constructive ways to discipline children...hitting them these days can cause long term emotional damage IMO.

Jeez.

**Buzz** · 04-28-2009, 01:29 PM

WTH just happened in here! HEY! COULD WE GET A CLEAN UP ON ISLE 3!

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-28-2009, 05:56 PM

Godammit, Booger.

I'm making pasta tonight for the better half. I've added chunks of salsicca to the gravy and am getting ready to stir it up - I notice I'm holding...

A wooden spoon.

**luv** · 04-28-2009, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Godammit, Booger.

I'm making pasta tonight for the better half. I've added chunks of salsicca to the gravy and am getting ready to stir it up - I notice I'm holding...

A wooden spoon.

booger · 04-28-2009, 06:14 PM

if your both compfortable with it..............just go with it man. let her spank your taint.

booger · 04-28-2009, 06:16 PM

OTW58

at the very least this should lead to a very interesting dinner conversation.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-28-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

OTW58

at the very least this should lead to a very interesting dinner conversation.

She's at a meeting. I'm getting dinner ready for when she gets home.

I think this one is probably better left to this place.

**DaneMcCloud** · 04-28-2009, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

She's at a meeting. I'm getting dinner ready for when she gets home.

I think this one is probably better left to this place.

I told my wife about the Walrus.

This isn't half that bad.

booger · 04-28-2009, 06:21 PM

yeah. Better save teh "honey i think we should try to spice things up a bit" chat for another time. Just say you read an article in Maxim or something.

Hope this helps

booger · 04-28-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I told my wife about the Walrus.

This isn't half that bad.

was she receptive or intriged? Or just repulsed?

booger · 04-28-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I told my wife about the Walrus.

This isn't half that bad.

I can't remember what it's called, but somebody posted on this board about the one where you stick one hand in her butt and the other in the vag and start clapping and making seal noises.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-28-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

yeah. Better save teh "honey i think we should try to spice things up a bit" chat for another time. Just say you read an article in Maxim or something.

Hope this helps

She'd see through that. I subscribe to one magazine, Golf Digest.

However, it's become habit that anytime she asks me what I'd like to do, I respond:

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I can think of three things, one would involve a buffalo live or stuffed preferably stuffed for safety reasons, two would bring back that buffalo and some ice cubes, three would switch out the buffalo with a 9 iron...

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-28-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

I can't remember what it's called, but somebody posted on this board about the one where you stick one hand in her butt and the other in the vag and start clapping and making seal noises.

booger · 04-28-2009, 06:30 PM

9 iron?

better make it a pitching wedge.

booger · 04-28-2009, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

i think it's the same thread and again i don't remember what they call it but this one involved spanking her bare twat with a freshly caught catfish.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-28-2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

i think it's the same thread and again i don't remember what they call it but this one involved spanking her bare twat with a freshly caught catfish.

Holy shit, dude.

You HAVE to quit posting, I'll be down 60 pounds from malnutrition within months.

04-27-2009, 01:47 PM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Our season and future is doomed! OTWP told me so! According to our expert OTWP, Tyson Jackson has absolutely no chance to play at a Richard Seymour level, ever, and our 3rd round pick shouldn't even be on an NFL roster...totally wasted pick. He didn't even charge me $109 for this information... This sucks, though...I was hoping I could watch them and form my own opinion but he assures me, and the rest of you, that these guys are scrubs and that Pioli still disciplines his children by hitting them, which is wrong. Tough weekend for Chiefs fans =( Hasn't Pioli ever thought of a timeout? There are more constructive ways to discipline children...hitting them these days can cause long term emotional damage IMO. Jeez.
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04-28-2009, 05:56 PM	#392
OnTheWarpath15 MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021115	Godammit, Booger. I'm making pasta tonight for the better half. I've added chunks of salsicca to the gravy and am getting ready to stir it up - I notice I'm holding... A wooden spoon.
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04-28-2009, 06:14 PM	#394
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2511450	if your both compfortable with it..............just go with it man. let her spank your taint. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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04-28-2009, 06:16 PM	#395
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2511450	OTW58 at the very least this should lead to a very interesting dinner conversation. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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04-28-2009, 06:21 PM	#398
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2511450	yeah. Better save teh "honey i think we should try to spice things up a bit" chat for another time. Just say you read an article in Maxim or something. Hope this helps __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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04-28-2009, 06:30 PM	#403
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2511450	9 iron? better make it a pitching wedge. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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