This sucks at 58

[Monk]

I normally don't post on here,but damn I need to vent. I have (had) been married to the same woman for over 35 years. Never a major problem in our relationship. Five weeks ago she informs me she wants a divorce as she has met someone and wants something different in her life.

I worked 25 years for Williams Energy, we put two daughters through college and helped them, as we could, get established in life.

So,today was a meeting between the lawyers and I find out I will have to give her the house (paid for ) a car (new) and 1/2 of my pension,savings, and investments. Now all of that was ours 50/50 any way and she did her part in the marriage. Not only does it hurt like hell but now it looks like at 58 I have to start all over again.

Sorry for spelling or grammer but right now I don't care my heart is broken and soon to be homeless (STARTING OVER AT 58 )

[Iowanian]

I suppose this is also the time in life where you might "leverage" those filthy photos/movies you took of her.....sell them back, or put them online, maybe email them to her new boyfriend...

I think its great that you're thinking about your kids more than revenge, but since she's gone pirate hooker on you, you might as well figure out a way to have fun with it.

....wait until you get out there and find out what younger women will do with those lady-parts. The vagFRO is out, they're mostly going kojak now from what I hear on the street.


Start exercising, get yourself in shape and get ready to slay poon than William Wallace did Englishmen in Braveheart. There will be more bodies crawling wounded from your bed than than Omaha beach. Look in the mirror, roar like a lion and say to yourself "I am the clam-hammer, Wrecker of wombs!!!"

[Delano]

New tits and ass. New tits and ass.

[Al Bundy]

Holy ****... man I am sorry to hear about this. I guess I am still just in shock as to how she gets everything even though she is the one who wanted the marriage ended and is dating someone else while you are married.

[Pioli Zombie]

Originally Posted by Monk

Thank you so very much. I am so sorry about your situation, After I read your post I could not help but thank God at least the girls are raised and out of college and making their way . I don't know what my my reaction would have been if they were still at home when this happened

I'm glad for you too. You have the time and space to heal. With little ones you barrel through life trying to teach and care for them while being shattered. And doing it with less than half the resources you had before.
Best thing for you to do is live. Don't be irresponsible or blow what you have but take a trip to place you always wanted to go and she never let you.

Take some chances. And its an old spiritual formula but it works, when you get really down, serve. Do something to help people less fortunate. It gets you to appreciate what you do have and it makes you feel a part of something greater. For me the 2 things that have kept me from going bonkers is God and my kids. And when I'm not doing too well I come here and get all stupid.

Every month or so I get reminded I need to chill out. Thanks for posting your story. By you sharing it helped me. And that, my brother, is where we get strength. We will get through it so that one day we can be there for someone going through what we are experiencing now.
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[Monk]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Oh, man. The women at the bar at Elway's will eat that up.

Rainman I would have really liked to have made your draft party, but I live in Grand Junction and it just was not possible, I plan on making my yearly trip to see the Chiefs play in Denver maybe we can get togather and meet

Once i get a new house and you are ever this way let me know

[Pioli Zombie]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I suppose this is also the time in life where you might "leverage" those filthy photos/movies you took of her.....sell them back, or put them online, maybe email them to her new boyfriend...

I think its great that you're thinking about your kids more than revenge, but since she's gone pirate hooker on you, you might as well figure out a way to have fun with it.

....wait until you get out there and find out what younger women will do with those lady-parts. The vagFRO is out, they're mostly going kojak now from what I hear on the street.


Start exercising, get yourself in shape and get ready to slay poon than William Wallace did Englishmen in Braveheart. There will be more bodies crawling wounded from your bed than than Omaha beach. Look in the mirror, roar like a lion and say to yourself "I am the clam-hammer, Wrecker of wombs!!!"

You are making my evening. Classic stuff!
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[Monk]

Originally Posted by stlchiefs

These guys may be worth a call: Cordell and Cordell http://www.cordellcordell.com They specialize in representing men in divorce proceedings. Austin did a good job of outlining CO state law for you and if you lawyer hasn't done this it's further evidence you need to get a second opinion. Don't let the surprise of this leave you walking blindly through the divorce and financially screwed in the end. You worked hard for what you have and this is not your fault. Fight for what you've earned so you don't have to do it all over again. Good luck!

Thank You I will call them tommorrow and see what they have to say

[Monk]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I suppose this is also the time in life where you might "leverage" those filthy photos/movies you took of her.....sell them back, or put them online, maybe email them to her new boyfriend...

I think its great that you're thinking about your kids more than revenge, but since she's gone pirate hooker on you, you might as well figure out a way to have fun with it.

....wait until you get out there and find out what younger women will do with those lady-parts. The vagFRO is out, they're mostly going kojak now from what I hear on the street.


Start exercising, get yourself in shape and get ready to slay poon than William Wallace did Englishmen in Braveheart. There will be more bodies crawling wounded from your bed than than Omaha beach. Look in the mirror, roar like a lion and say to yourself "I am the clam-hammer, Wrecker of wombs!!!"

Damn the first good laugh I've had since this situation started

[Iowanian]

Now the bad news.

wear a rubber dude, you don't want your doofloppy to look like the tree man after your first night slaying the first city block of your milftropolitan area(or one of Mecca's ex's).

edit. This image was making me throw up in my mouth a little bit. google" tree man"

[stlchiefs]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

"I am the clam-hammer, Wrecker of wombs!!!"

I'm going to have to use this one.

[dtrain]

With all the arguing and trash talking going on on the planet I have notice that when people are hurting or need help everyone is there for them with nothing but love and support. THAT'S CHIEFS NATION BABY!!! I'm proud to be a part of it.

With that being said you hang in there cause it will get better and you will find the one that is truly meant for you!

This rum and coke is for you!

[DaneMcCloud]

I'm very sorry to hear this Monk and I hope that you can find a better lawyer. That's just NOT right.

My advice? Go to Vegas, drink, gamble, hit Scores and pick up a nice lady friend to revenge **** for a few hours.

Best wishes!

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by dtrain

With all the arguing and trash talking going on on the planet I have notice that when people are hurting or need help everyone is there for them with nothing but love and support. THAT'S CHIEFS NATION BABY!!! I'm proud to be a part of it.

With that being said you hang in there cause it will get better and you will find the one that is truly meant for you!

This rum and coke is for you!

That's the best thing about this place. When the shit really hits the fan... when it's serious... the bullshit vanishes.

I wish you the very best of luck Monk. I can't imagine how tough things must be right now. I'm glad a few of these silly bastards can still make you smile. Ya aint dead just yet.

[Iowanian]

At least you've got Tuesday covered....an all new season of "deadliest catch" and Chiefsplanet.

I hope you take this in the spirit its meant...I composed a new joke just for you.

"What do my ex wife and the deadliest catch have in common?"
"Alot of men are seen wet, beaten, tired and catching crabs this spring"

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by KcFanInGA

Wow. Sorry to hear about your troubles sir. Just remember all the good times, use that to fight the pain. That's cheesy, sure, but there is truth there as well. I will pray for you to not become discouraged during all of this. Feel free to post anytime you need, I at least read everything on here, though I don't always post.

Ugh...

In my experience that always led to 80's rock ballads and horrible hangovers.