Life My Girlfriend got her period!!! - Page 6

DiaperBoy27 · 05-20-2009, 09:30 AM

We were a little worried. But no baby, no baby, no baby!

I'm going to celebrate.

Saccopoo · 05-20-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

what I want to know is how saccagoo knows so much about ancient buttsecks techniques, and if he's so certain of the exit only strategy, why in the hell do you have a 9" dildo in your night stand? dude?

You illiterate redneck. I posed a hypothetical that if I was a woman, and being a woman, having a nine inch vibrating Nu-skin dildo in my nightstand, let alone an Ultra-2000 rotating Rhino and a set of Ben-wa balls, a remotely operated vibrating egg, a set of battery operated nipple exciters, a copy of the Karma Sutra, etc., would not be a complete stretch. And, in having such an implement of sexual gratification and still maintaining the hypothetical female perspective, faced with a male partner wishing to penetrate my anal orifice with his penis, I would allow him to do so only unless he was willing to take said nine inch dildo up his ass as vigorously and for a time period relative to what he was inclined to do so to mine. Otherwise, it's complete hypocrisy. Guys have a butthole just as much as girls do. Girls then, should have every right to plow into a dudes keester with a strap on - if the guy wants to put it in her pooper.

However, I also have many of these previously mentioned marital aids in addition to many, many others. When I used to have sex, I just wanted to make sure that my partner was completely and utterly satisfied and just wanted to cover all the bases. One would have to be naive, a neophyte or ill-trained in the sexual arts not have tools of the trade on hand to help ensure a pleasurable experience for all parties involved.

**bevischief** · 05-20-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

what I want to know is how saccagoo knows so much about ancient buttsecks techniques, and if he's so certain of the exit only strategy, why in the hell do you have a 9" dildo in your night stand? dude?

EyePod · 05-20-2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Yes, because ****ing a woman up the ass is just like ****ing a goat. Let's not forget that all gay men are pedophiles, too.

I love that idea that all gay men are pedophiles. People just don't realize that it's not a gay thing, it's a male thing. Men in general are more likely to be pedophiles, and just about the same percent of gays are pedophiles as in the rest of the male population.

Jilly · 05-20-2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

That doesn't sound like a good little submissive wife.

I'm glad I get to make my own decision on whether or not I want to be submissive.

keg in kc · 05-20-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

I'm glad I get to make my own decision on whether or not I want to be submissive.

This women's lib business has ruined it for us menfolk, dadgumit.

Jilly · 05-20-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I can knot.

EyePod · 05-20-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I have yet to figure out a way for me to cum in a guy's ass that doesn't involve some sort of weird feltching.

I just shuttered reading this. The last time I felt this dirty was when I found out that Tim Krumrie was going to continue to be our d-line coach.

Jilly · 05-20-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

This women's lib business has ruined it for us menfolk, dadgumit.

yeah, us getting all lesbiany, wanting it up our asses, and choosing to let our men choke us....makes me want to just shove a 9in dildo up any man's ass I see

Saccopoo · 05-20-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I wonder how Saccogoo feels about oral stimulation.

I'm a giver. Not so much a receiver in that regard. Feels like it denigrates the woman. A bit demeaning.

keg in kc · 05-20-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

I just shuttered reading this. The last time I felt this dirty was when I found out that Tim Krumrie was going to continue to be our d-line coach.

You just want him to give you a little slap and tickle test.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-20-2009, 10:38 AM

What. In. The. ****. Is. Going. On. In. Here.

Marty Mac Ver 2.0 · 05-20-2009, 10:39 AM

Hey, in 5 to 7 days you can dive back in!

Jilly · 05-20-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo

I'm a giver. Not so much a receiver in that regard. Feels like it denigrates the woman. A bit demeaning.

Then why would you giving it not demean you? Isn't it the same principal the other way around?

keg in kc · 05-20-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

yeah, us getting all lesbiany, wanting it up our asses, and choosing to let our men choke us....makes me want to just shove a 9in dildo up any man's ass I see

I was with you there until the end.

Saccopoo · 05-20-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Your chick has ****ed you in the ass, hasn't she?

A couple of times. Why?

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