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Old 05-20-2009, 09:30 AM  
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My Girlfriend got her period!!!
We were a little worried. But no baby, no baby, no baby!

I'm going to celebrate.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:02 AM   #121
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UP, you are so random. I love it.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:03 AM   #122
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That's kind of like saying your girlfriend shouldn't eat liver and onions or read romance novels or listen to deathmetal just because they aren't things that you enjoy. It's okay to want to do different things. A real relationship probably won't die because she likes a cock up her ass and you don't.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:03 AM   #123
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You are so adamant in your wishy washyness.
And here I thought I was being honest in a openly libertine, renaissancesqueish manner.

If you want me to grab you by your hair and hold you down, I'm okay with that too.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:05 AM   #124
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That's kind of like saying your girlfriend shouldn't eat liver and onions or read romance novels or listen to deathmetal just because they aren't things that you enjoy. It's okay to want to do different things. A real relationship probably won't die because she likes a cock up her ass and you don't.
No way.

If you're goin up that one way alley, you better be prepared to go ass-to-ass with her. You better get that 18 inch dildo lubed up real nice, and be ready to bump asscheeks with your gal...you know, so she doesn't feel demeaned.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:07 AM   #125
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And here I thought I was being honest in a openly libertine, renaissancesqueish manner.

If you want me to grab you by your hair and hold you down, I'm okay with that too.
she generally likes it the other way around
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:07 AM   #126
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No way.

If you're goin up that one way alley, you better be prepared to go ass-to-ass with her. You better get that 18 inch dildo lubed up real nice, and be ready to bump asscheeks with your gal...you know, so she doesn't feel demeaned.
You know, cunnilingus isn't really reciprocation of fellatio. If you want your woman to suck your cock, you better be ready to suck a mutual friend's. 'cause fair is fair.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:08 AM   #127
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No way.

If you're goin up that one way alley, you better be prepared to go ass-to-ass with her. You better get that 18 inch dildo lubed up real nice, and be ready to bump asscheeks with your gal...you know, so she doesn't feel demeaned.
gawd, we even have to exaggerate dildo sizes?
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:08 AM   #128
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If you want me to grab you by your hair and hold you down, I'm okay with that too.
I've found women like that a little more than "Um, dear, would you please perform oral stimulus on me?"

You can have cute foreplay and whatnot, and be all romantic and slow, but ****ing is a pretty intense act for the most part. There's nothing wrong with letting your inner-caveman out of his shell and going to town.

"Me Uggo, me want breed, smash woman face into pillow!!!!"
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:10 AM   #129
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I've found women like that a little more than "Um, dear, would you please perform oral stimulus on me?"

You can have cute foreplay and whatnot, and be all romantic and slow, but ****ing is a pretty intense act for the most part. There's nothing wrong with letting your inner-caveman out of his shell and going to town.

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Old 05-20-2009, 11:10 AM   #130
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I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:11 AM   #131
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I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.
What was his name?
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:11 AM   #132
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I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.


Congratulations? Was it your first one?
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:11 AM   #133
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If you don't want to reciprocate then that is your prerogative. I just think that if a man is so incline to have anal sex with a woman, that he should prepare himself for the reciprocal action. Otherwise, it makes him a hypocrite. A guy has a butthole the same as a woman. No difference between her getting it stuffed and him. If you don't want to do that, that's your choice. I'm not saying you have to. It's like the sado/masochist partnering.

However, I think that it's a bit demonstrative and demeaning and selfish if a guy wants to give a woman anal sex, but won't let her do it to him. If she doesn't want to, that's one thing, but it's downright piggish not to expect her to reciprocate in any event.
Sounds like you've been given a guilt trip about sex for years.... That's too bad. Sex, in all it's various wonderful forms, is not bad for you. It doesn't turn you into a sex offender. It's not evil and demeaning just because some silly woman told you so. And just because one of the partners enjoys something, it doesn't mean that it must be dealt out in equal portions to the other partner as well. Sex isn't about equality. Not in the slightest. I'm not sure why you're so hung up on that. In fact, a lot of sex partners enjoy dominance/submission from their partner. To the point of it being a common part of sex play. If you require equality in your sex life, it's going to be pretty boring. I hope that's not the reasoning behind your celibacy....
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:11 AM   #134
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gawd, we even have to exaggerate dildo sizes?
Well, it is double-ended in this example..for ass to ass action.

So I don't think 18 is all that ridiculous for two to share.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:12 AM   #135
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I got a bj on my lunch break yesterday. This looked like a good place to share the news.
How much did that cost ya?
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