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Old 05-20-2009, 09:30 AM  
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My Girlfriend got her period!!!
We were a little worried. But no baby, no baby, no baby!

I'm going to celebrate.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:58 AM   #181
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Did I ever mention it being bad? Fish, my friend, you need to read better. I freaking love sex. A lot. My last girlfriend and I broke my bed. Literally. Stripped all the screws and bolts out of it. I did shit with another girlfriend that I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

But to contradict you, yes, sex is about equality. At least in terms of intellectual understanding between people. The sex acts might be unequal in terms of who does what to who, but there has to be an emotional equality involved for it to be truly enjoyable for both parties.

All I'm saying is that there is no difference between you wanting to shove it up her butt and her doing the same to you. You've got a butt. She's got a butt. It's not like there's a big difference in that organ, other than the male prostate can act as a secondary physical stimulus. As someone else pointed it out, some men find the stimulation of the prostate to be more intense and satisfactory than a standard orgasm. Perhaps you should have your chick work your butt a bit. You (and she) just might like it a whole lot more than simply shoving your wang in her crapper.
Do you believe your own bullshit? im not sure you are a intact member of either sex. The kinda sexlife you describe would take weeks just to be able to pinch a nipple.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:59 AM   #182
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Unless you have had sex with lots of women, then you are just talking out your ass.. The majority of women are this way once you get to know them..
I've had enough partners to formulate a general understanding. But thank you for continuing my theories on this subject as it relates to a man's perception of what woman like.
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:00 PM   #183
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Do you believe your own bullshit? im not sure you are a intact member of either sex. The kinda sexlife you describe would take weeks just to be able to pinch a nipple.
Hey now, if you're gonna pinch a woman's nipple, you better be ready to have yours pinched as well.
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:00 PM   #184
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Hey now, if you're gonna pinch a woman's nipple, you better be ready to have yours pinched as well.
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:02 PM   #185
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Hey now, if you're gonna pinch a woman's nipple, you better be ready to have yours pinched as well.
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:02 PM   #186
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Only if I get to reciprocate.
I've got a set of tie-downs and a wicked Cat O'Nine tails any time your ready to dish out the punishment. And I've been very, very bad Mistress Kati. Very bad.
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:05 PM   #187
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I've got a set of tie-downs and a wicked Cat O'Nine tails any time your ready to dish out the punishment. And I've been very, very bad Mistress Kati. Very bad.
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:05 PM   #188
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Maybe he just means you need her consent to do filthy farm animals things to her. She just needs to be in touch with her 'id' and realize she's assuming the role of a goat wearing leather chaps, and that it's her personal choice to be this goat; not one you're forcing on her.
Geez...I never thought about chaps...And I've seen a pair that were actually covered in long alpaca llama fur...*shivers in excitement*
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:07 PM   #189
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I've got a set of tie-downs and a wicked Cat O'Nine tails any time your ready to dish out the punishment. And I've been very, very bad Mistress Kati. Very bad.
Such a typical scene.

I'm not into puppy dog eyes from a man and kneeling. My dominance comes from an utter delight in pushing to see just how much of a man I'm dealing with. Not pushing to see how much of a man I can destroy.
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:17 PM   #190
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Such a typical scene.

I'm not into puppy dog eyes from a man and kneeling. My dominance comes from an utter delight in pushing to see just how much of a man I'm dealing with. Not pushing to see how much of a man I can destroy.
like to play with fire, huh?
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:21 PM   #191
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Such a typical scene.

I'm not into puppy dog eyes from a man and kneeling. My dominance comes from an utter delight in pushing to see just how much of a man I'm dealing with. Not pushing to see how much of a man I can destroy.
I guess it really depends on what you define as a "man." I have to apologize in that I don't understand what you mean by "pushing" in terms of probing the expanses of an individual's "manhood." Physically? Emotionally? Both? Intellectually?
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:22 PM   #192
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Such a typical scene.

I'm not into puppy dog eyes from a man and kneeling. My dominance comes from an utter delight in pushing to see just how much of a man I'm dealing with. Not pushing to see how much of a man I can destroy.
Shut up and get back on your knees, face down. I didn't say you could look back at me. I'd rather pull your hair, but I'll hold your head down in the pillow if I have to. There we go. Now...
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:26 PM   #193
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The last 3 posts play like an episode of "One of these things don't belong" on Sesame Street. A dirty filthy Amsterdam like Sesame Street. Where Art and Bernie are just friends and the only one that works is the black guy and... wait... what?

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I guess it really depends on what you define as a "man." I have to apologize in that I don't understand what you mean by "pushing" in terms of probing the expanses of an individual's "manhood." Physically? Emotionally? Both? Intellectually?
Really doesn't.

You could substitute man for woman, goat, neanderthal, or ice cream maker.

I make it a general rule to **** men.
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:29 PM   #194
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I make it a general rule to **** men.
Fat men. Thin Men. Tall men. Short men. Hairy men. Smelly men. Drunk men. Sober men. Rich men. Poor men. Young men. Old men. Mer ****s em all!

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Geez...I never thought about chaps...And I've seen a pair that were actually covered in long alpaca llama fur...*shivers in excitement*
Alpaca!! Did you catch that Mer?
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