Hodgepodge

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

So's my wife's!

Hey... do you think I suck in the sack too, and am a worthless good-for-nothing husband?

It would be real awkward if you turn out to be her. Lord only knows what she does when I'm in work. Usually, it's "surf The Huns and get the computer corrupted".

If I thought you sucked in the sack and was good-for-nothing, I'd have already taken you for half.

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:22 PM

Actually, if I thought you sucked in the sack, I doubt we'd have gotten married.

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

If I thought you sucked in the sack and was good-for-nothing, I'd have already taken you for half.

Nah, she won't do that 'cause, like the old song goes, "nothin' from nothin' means nothin'".

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Nah, she won't do that 'cause, like the old song goes, "nothin' from nothin' means nothin'".

You suck in the sack, you're good-for-nothing, and you're broke. It's her fault for marrying you.

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

You suck in the sack, you're good-for-nothing, and you're broke. It's her fault for marrying you.

OMG. that's what I'VE been saying!! Finally, someone who agrees with me!

Midnight my time, and I'm stuck in work, eating hommus. How's that for a kick in the nuts...

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

OMG. that's what I'VE been saying!! Finally, someone who agrees with me!

Midnight my time, and I'm stuck in work, eating hommus. How's that for a kick in the nuts...

I'm unfamiliar with how that feels.

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

I'm unfamiliar with how that feels.

It's got the consistency of gritty peanut butter. The one I just had was something with "forty spices", with pita.

Oh, you meant the kick in the balls. Umm... Well, you had Squirmin' Herman for a head coach, so are you SURE you don't know what it feels like?

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

It's got the consistency of gritty peanut butter. The one I just had was something with "forty spices", with pita.

Oh, you meant the kick in the balls. Umm... Well, you had Squirmin' Herman for a head coach, so are you SURE you don't know what it feels like?

Valid point.

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