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Need to throw in a visit to the Great Wall of China in here too.
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Stay down bitch!
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Go to Invesco and take a piss on it while wearing my Chiefs jersey.
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Opie and Anthony XM 105
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EDIT: I MISPOKE THEY DO NOT ALL LOOK THE SAME SOME HAVE WEIRD HANGING ROAST BEEF CURTAINS AND OTHERS HAVE A DROOPY LIP THAT LOOKS LIKE A LITLE MAN IS SITTING INSIDE AND WAVING HIS ARM OR SOMETIMES THEY LOOK ALL TUCKED AWAY AND 9 YEARS OLD NEVERTHELESS YOU CAN NOT TELL ETHNICITY FROM PUSSY UNLESS ITS PURPLE THEN SHES BLACK BUT BLACK PEOPLE DONT LIKE WALLS SO YOURE COOL
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Katipan is on my bucket list
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Red, White & Blue for the U.S.
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I checked that off before I left Colorado and moved here! Though it was dark and no one saw me do it...
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Woman should only make babies
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Did comedy, write comedy, graduate college, would like to own my hizzi one day
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Stay down bitch!
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How'd you do when you tried comedy?
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I dunno one time it was ok. I did four open mic's some of them didn't go well lol. I gave that up and just try to write more, I think the only way I would do well is if I didn't have a 8-5 it takes a couple of hours a day to get your shit down, then you wait your turn, by that time it is like 3 or 4 hours at night, mean while you get behind on day to day shit. If there was ever a slam dunk way to get a couple jokes in somewhere again I would take a run at it. that was like 5 or 6 years ago. If not I will stick to writing blogs and situations. I am always trying to be in a band, do comedy, but in the end I am not will to give up my day job I have put 5 years in to do it steadily. If you ever want some of my shit or something to work pm. I haven't written an actual joke for awhile but you can spin my dialoge someway go right ahead.
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Things I would like to do before I die: Skydiving, Scubadiving, See the Chiefs win a Superbowl, go bass fishing on Lake El Salto in Mexico and Lake Fork in Texas, catch a 15+ pound bass, visit Africa, visit Alaska and Hawii, go marlin fishing, visit Australia.
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