Life Can you tell me what is wrong with this picture? - Page 3

KCChiefsMan · 06-10-2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief

where do you live? there has to be a city ordinance about parking w/in 2 feet of a driveway

I'm sure there is, Lawrence KS

**BigMeatballDave** · 06-10-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

This is true. Plus they know where you live so you don't wanna start a war or anything. Don't do anything drastic, just talk to them about it and resolve things... Peacefully

What fun is there in that?

ThaVirus · 06-10-2009, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

What fun is there in that?

I just had to throw that in there real fast. There are a whole lot of internet tough guys that beat there chest and talk about how they'd confront them with a 12 gauge or some shit like that, but I'd be willing to bet this could be solved with no problems whatsoever. Most people just don't want trouble...

stlchiefs · 06-10-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

this situation adds just a little more hatred in me for stupid people. If it's still there in an hour when I'm going to go out, I'm gonna write them a little note. I can't do what I want to do in fear of legal troubles.

This happens to me at my house every focking day. We have the smallest spot in front of our drive and most people park on the street, though we actually have a usable garage, that's until people park in front of it. These idiots are ones that I would actually condone tasing

The problem is they are neighbors and they know your car so you can only be a marginal dick to them even when they do it repeatedly. I have called the cops and gotten people tickets a couple of times. The last time I argued with the cop for 15 minutes because they refused to give the person a ticket when they were a full foot over our drive. The cop said that since we could still get out of our drive, even if we were left with an Austin Powers like turning space and it took us 5 minutes, they were not "blocking" our drive and could not be ticketed. What a crock of shit. Since then I've simply resorted to notes on the windshield kindly asking them to consider the trouble they cause us.

KCChiefsMan · 06-10-2009, 08:07 PM

So what should the note say that I'm going to write?

Something like this

Dear toyota celica owner,

Please pay attention when you park. You see how many feet are in front of you? Did you notice that the rear end of your car is partially blocking my driveway? Did you think for maybe one second that I would have to very carefully back out and drive over the curb to get out of my driveway? I would like to know what your thought process was when you parked. Did you think at all? Did you not realize that there is at least 10 feet between the front of your car and the back of the car that is parked in front of you? Did you not think you could maybe pull up 3 or 4 more feet and not block my driveway? That still would have left you 6 or 7 feet of clearance, which I would think would be more than enough. So next time, do everyone a favor and just think. That's all.

**chasedude** · 06-10-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

So what should the note say that I'm going to write?

Something like this

Dear toyota celica owner,

Please pay attention when you park. You see how many feet are in front of you? Did you notice that the rear end of your car is partially blocking my driveway? Did you think for maybe one second that I would have to very carefully back out and drive over the curb to get out of my driveway? I would like to know what your thought process was when you parked. Did you think at all? Did you not realize that there is at least 10 feet between the front of your car and the back of the car that is parked in front of you? Did you not think you could maybe pull up 3 or 4 more feet and not block my driveway? That still would have left you 6 or 7 feet of clearance, which I would think would be more than enough. So next time, do everyone a favor and just think. That's all.

Not bad, but I'd simply put "Learn how to park better, you're blocking my driveway. Jackass!"

**Skip Towne** · 06-10-2009, 08:10 PM

That car might be owned by Rampage Jackson.

ZootedGranny · 06-10-2009, 08:22 PM

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

milkman · 06-10-2009, 08:28 PM

What's wrong with that pic is that you didn't take a sledge hammer to the back end of dumbass' car.

**Bugeater** · 06-10-2009, 08:29 PM

Damn dude, ever heard of weed killer?

Big Chief Homer · 06-10-2009, 08:34 PM

Do you know anyone with AAA? Call AAA tell them you lost your keys and your wallets locked inside the trunk(solves the id problem). Ask them to tow it to the farthest toyota dealer you can find with in your AAA covereage area. Doesnt cost you anything and this dipshit wont be able to find his car for weeks.

**Lumpy** · 06-10-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Chief Homer

Do you know anyone with AAA? Call AAA tell them you lost your keys and your wallets locked inside the trunk(solves the id problem). Ask them to tow it to the farthest toyota dealer you can find with in your AAA covereage area. Doesnt cost you anything and this dipshit wont be able to find his car for weeks.

This is pure fuggin genius right here!!

(I wonder if that would work?)

KcFanInGA · 06-10-2009, 08:42 PM

common courtesy is dead and thats a fact.

LaChapelle · 06-10-2009, 08:49 PM

Time to get hot and sweaty and leave an ass print on the windshield. The warmer you get the lower they hang.

**Buck** · 06-10-2009, 09:08 PM

Or you could mow your lawn right now and leave lots and lots of grass all over their car. It would show real well on that white car of theirs.

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