Poop Son-Of-A-F***ing-Bitch

Kerberos · 06-10-2009, 10:26 PM

You know how they say when life hands you lemons you are supposed to make lemonade?

I F***ing HATE lemonade.

Let me start out that I am in Reno Nevada (drove up from Vegas ) as my wife is in the national womans bowling tournament here. We went to Vegas to visit my parental units and used one of their vehicles to drive 450+ miles to get here.

We get here yesterday in Reno at the Eldorado and first thing we do when we get checked into our hotel room is go downstairs to hit the casino.

I win $350 on the BIG wheel of fortune so I think GREAT I will try my luck on the .25cent Wheel of Fortune that is at $216,000+change and it is one of my favorite things to play.

I sit there for about 30 minutes and spent very little. We get a phone call to meet some of her bowling cronies for dinner. We go get dinner and 40 minutes later we go back down to the casino and SON OF A BITCH if someone didn't hit the GAWDAMED progressive on the same Fuggin machine I was playing on.

ALL THREE REELS are flashing with the Wheel of Fortune on the payline. Dude is there running diagnostics on the machine so I had to ask. Sure enough someone won.

My wife was bummed all night because she knows I would have sit there for a good hour had we NOT been disturbed.

This is the first chance I've had to get on-line since we got here but I had to just post and say GAWDAMMIT why couldn't that have been ME?

Either way I am still having a good time but I can only think of how MUCH better of a GOOD TIME I could be having with $216K.

88TG88 · 06-10-2009, 10:28 PM

I wouldn't be mad, that is just so random nobody could've known.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-10-2009, 10:29 PM

Oww. I had a buddy that hit 5 out of 6 on the WA lottery a few years ago. He won $500. With that last number he wins 18 million. Talk about the most miserable $500 anyone could ever win.

**Scorp** · 06-10-2009, 10:31 PM

Congratulations on being average the rest of your life.

Kerberos · 06-10-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88

I wouldn't be mad, that is just so random nobody could've known.

What bugs me the most is we left to go eat with a bunch of bitches I really don't like.

Irony at it's finest.

KCwolf · 06-10-2009, 10:34 PM

Maybe try the Pink lemonade??

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-10-2009, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerberos

What bugs me the most is we left to go eat with a bunch of bitches I really don't like.

Irony at it's finest.

There is no hope you will ever gain any level of appreciation for those people ever again. They will always be nothing more than the ****s that cost you 200 grand.

Frazod · 06-10-2009, 10:38 PM

Boy, how's that for ironic - I'm in Reno and I won $216,000 on the Wheel of Fortune machine after the guy that had been playing left with a bunch of women wearing bowling shirts!

KCFalcon59 · 06-10-2009, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerberos

You know how they say when life hands you lemons you are supposed to make lemonade?

I F***ing HATE lemonade.

Let me start out that I am in Reno Nevada (drove up from Vegas ) as my wife is in the national womans bowling tournament here. We went to Vegas to visit my parental units and used one of their vehicles to drive 450+ miles to get here.

We get here yesterday in Reno at the Eldorado and first thing we do when we get checked into our hotel room is go downstairs to hit the casino.

I win $350 on the BIG wheel of fortune so I think GREAT I will try my luck on the .25cent Wheel of Fortune that is at $216,000+change and it is one of my favorite things to play.

I sit there for about 30 minutes and spent very little. We get a phone call to meet some of her bowling cronies for dinner. We go get dinner and 40 minutes later we go back down to the casino and SON OF A BITCH if someone didn't hit the GAWDAMED progressive on the same Fuggin machine I was playing on.

ALL THREE REELS are flashing with the Wheel of Fortune on the payline. Dude is there running diagnostics on the machine so I had to ask. Sure enough someone won.

My wife was bummed all night because she knows I would have sit there for a good hour had we NOT been disturbed.

This is the first chance I've had to get on-line since we got here but I had to just post and say GAWDAMMIT why couldn't that have been ME?

Either way I am still having a good time but I can only think of how MUCH better of a GOOD TIME I could be having with $216K.

God damnit, man. There goes the BD present you were going to buy me.

KCFalcon59 · 06-10-2009, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Boy, how's that for ironic - I'm in Reno and I won $216,000 on the Wheel of Fortune machine after the guy that had been playing left with a bunch of women wearing bowling shirts!

06-10-2009, 10:45 PM

What's to say it hits if you continued playing?

Psyko Tek · 06-10-2009, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCwolf

Maybe try the Pink lemonade??

Lynchburg lemonade

**doomy3** · 06-10-2009, 11:39 PM

Damn, that is rough.

BigRock · 06-11-2009, 12:11 AM

The guy who won could be an unstable former mental patient who would have knifed you if he'd caught you sitting at his favorite machine.

Instead of being mad that you didn't win, be happy you aren't dead.

**cdcox** · 06-11-2009, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

What's to say it hits if you continued playing?

This.

It's not like you pull it x times it is going to pay off. It depends on how the lever is pulled.

If you pulled the handle exactly like the winner did EVERY time, yeah you would have won. Good luck with that.

06-10-2009, 10:26 PM
Kerberos Chiefs Baby Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Henderson, NV Casino cash: $10000632	Son-Of-A-Fing-Bitch* You know how they say when life hands you lemons you are supposed to make lemonade? I F***ing HATE lemonade. Let me start out that I am in Reno Nevada (drove up from Vegas ) as my wife is in the national womans bowling tournament here. We went to Vegas to visit my parental units and used one of their vehicles to drive 450+ miles to get here. We get here yesterday in Reno at the Eldorado and first thing we do when we get checked into our hotel room is go downstairs to hit the casino. I win $350 on the BIG wheel of fortune so I think GREAT I will try my luck on the .25cent Wheel of Fortune that is at $216,000+change and it is one of my favorite things to play. I sit there for about 30 minutes and spent very little. We get a phone call to meet some of her bowling cronies for dinner. We go get dinner and 40 minutes later we go back down to the casino and SON OF A BITCH if someone didn't hit the GAWDAMED progressive on the same Fuggin machine I was playing on. ALL THREE REELS are flashing with the Wheel of Fortune on the payline. Dude is there running diagnostics on the machine so I had to ask. Sure enough someone won. My wife was bummed all night because she knows I would have sit there for a good hour had we NOT been disturbed. This is the first chance I've had to get on-line since we got here but I had to just post and say GAWDAMMIT why couldn't that have been ME? Either way I am still having a good time but I can only think of how MUCH better of a GOOD TIME I could be having with $216K.
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06-10-2009, 10:28 PM	#2
88TG88 don't tell me about collage Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles Casino cash: $10009184	I wouldn't be mad, that is just so random nobody could've known.
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06-10-2009, 10:31 PM	#4
Scorp Whiskey Tango Foxtrot OVER! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hell Casino cash: $6629000	Congratulations on being average the rest of your life. __________________
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06-10-2009, 10:34 PM	#6
KCwolf Finisher Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland Oregon Casino cash: $3931116	Maybe try the Pink lemonade?? __________________
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06-10-2009, 10:38 PM	#8
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-766615	Boy, how's that for ironic - I'm in Reno and I won $216,000 on the Wheel of Fortune machine after the guy that had been playing left with a bunch of women wearing bowling shirts!
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06-10-2009, 10:45 PM	#11
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	What's to say it hits if you continued playing?
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06-10-2009, 11:39 PM	#13
doomy3 Supporter Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $3153539	Damn, that is rough.
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06-11-2009, 12:11 AM	#14
BigRock Pritay Pritay Pritay Good Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The State of Euphoria Casino cash: $705412	The guy who won could be an unstable former mental patient who would have knifed you if he'd caught you sitting at his favorite machine. Instead of being mad that you didn't win, be happy you aren't dead.
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