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Old 06-15-2009, 12:35 PM  
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What do you like about being a man?
Doing a celebration of Men service on Sunday...... I'm obviously not a man.... what makes men, men? What should we be celebrating?

What's one thing you like, besides YOUR PENIS, about being a man?
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:34 PM   #76
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:35 PM   #77
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Oh, **** yes. And not doing that panicked hopping dance when you see a bug.
Hey now. Some of them have really long hairy legs.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:35 PM   #78
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The sensitive man, feelgood shit died in 1998, irrc. But just to humor -

1) Words can't explain.
2) A toss up between the first time I made a girl cum really, really hard and when my parents came and visited me in basic training
3) As a father - seeing my daughter harmed in any way. As a person, probably dying alone. That, or spiders. I ****ing hate spiders.
Whoa. And then they visited? You're a good son.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:35 PM   #79
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I'm curious if there are men here who ever get frustrated with the whole, I'm a man and I grunt and am powerful stereotypical type stuff? Are there men on here who feel that being a man encompasses more than just things attached to your penis?
I think it does encompass more. A lot more. And I think most of the whole "we don't feel emotions" stuff is a combination of fear and social conditioning. But does the stereotype frustrate me? No. Not at all. I am who I am, and couldn't give two shits how anybody else wants to act. You be you and be happy with it.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:35 PM   #80
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Hey now. Some of them have really long hairy legs.
I hate bitches like that.

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Old 06-15-2009, 01:35 PM   #81
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I'm curious if there are men here who ever get frustrated with the whole, I'm a man and I grunt and am powerful stereotypical type stuff? Are there men on here who feel that being a man encompasses more than just things attached to your penis?

What'd it feel like when you held your child for the first time? It gave me a boner
What was the first time you really felt like you were a man instead of a boy? When I lost my virginity.
What's your biggest fear as a father or as a person in general? Getting hit in the nuts


I KNOW......I KNOW...but now you all have me so curious!

You asked !
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:36 PM   #82
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:36 PM   #83
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:37 PM   #84
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The sensitive man, feelgood shit died in 1998, irrc. But just to humor -

1) Words can't explain.
2) A toss up between the first time I made a girl cum really, really hard and when my parents came and visited me in basic training
3) As a father - seeing my daughter harmed in any way. As a person, probably dying alone. That, or spiders. I ****ing hate spiders.
I ****ing HATE spiders.

My friends and I, on my friends grandparents land had a huge pine tree farm, well one day we decided to make a log cabin. It was pretty big too, probably comfortably fit/sleep 15 people in it.

Anyways there was a spider that we all tried killing.....we called it Big Bob, he was a huge Wolf spider that was about as big as a catchers mit and looked like it was a Tarantula from hell. Every now and then it would pop out to say hello. Scare the shit out of all of us. The cabin has now been bulldozed away......but Bob still lives out there, probably eating something 30x his size.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:37 PM   #85
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that's next....but....first I want to see how far I can aim my pee....if I can write things with it.....etc.

Then I want to know what it's like to ram things with it

Yes, these are the basic joys to being a man, writing your name in the snow (who hasn't done it?) and seeing how far away from the toliet you can get while not spilling too much (the apathy if it does spill alot). Also getting pleasure from ramming your penis into vaginas, the back of a girls throat, the vacuum cleaner (oops, did I say that outloud?)
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:39 PM   #89
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I'm curious if there are men here who ever get frustrated with the whole, I'm a man and I grunt and am powerful stereotypical type stuff? Are there men on here who feel that being a man encompasses more than just things attached to your penis?

What'd it feel like when you held your child for the first time?
What was the first time you really felt like you were a man instead of a boy?
What's your biggest fear as a father or as a person in general?


I KNOW......I KNOW...but now you all have me so curious!
1. incredible. I said "hey little buddy" and I thought someday I would be sittin in a boat in
canada getting outfished by this little purple alien manchild
2. same time as above. Actually had to be responsible for someone else.
3. Anything happening to my wife or children that is tragic
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:39 PM   #90
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Hmmm. Okay.

Being a man ... a real man, that is, Ms. Jilly, is fraught with internal conflict.

You are expected to be strong when you feel weak.
You are expected to be courageous when you feel fear.
You are expected to succeed when you feel like a failure.
You are expected to provide when you have nothing and even fewer opportunities.

Peeps are like onions. The "boy" resides in the "man". Our lives are a series of decisions as to which one makes the next move. Most men I know live in some state of fear, but they will not admit it - nor should they. Admitting it doesn't contribute to a solution and men are expected to solve things.

Being a man ... a real man ... is sacrifice.

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Some honesty.....thanks for sharing this with me. Us, I guess! I bet a lot of other men feel this way as well...
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