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06-15-2009, 02:00 PM | #106 |
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Licking cream off a half-dressed stranger.
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06-15-2009, 02:01 PM | #107 |
You Sweetie!
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06-15-2009, 02:01 PM | #108 |
The Truth
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Having the right to be a land owner.
Not having to wear a beekeeper suit if I happened to go to a muslim country. Not having a permanent wound in my midsection that becomes a huge laibility once a month. The ability to balance a checkbook. |
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06-15-2009, 02:02 PM | #109 |
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What'd it feel like when you held your child for the first time?
Complete. What was the first time you really felt like you were a man instead of a boy? When I moved away for college. What's your biggest fear as a father or as a person in general? Receiving a frantic phonecall about something happened to one of my kids. Not living long enough to be able to see them grow up. Last edited by wutamess; 06-15-2009 at 02:40 PM.. |
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06-15-2009, 02:02 PM | #110 |
Live free or die hard
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Clowns freak me out - badlly.
I still remember an early birthday party where right after I blew out the candles while sitting in my Mom's lap my uncle came in dressed as a clown and I started screaming bloody murder. Knocked the chair over we were stting in almost the table. Irrational? Maybe. But they freak me out. I don't like the way their eyes have no expression. |
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06-15-2009, 02:03 PM | #111 |
Whose house?
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Crushing another man's hopes and dreams by scoring a game-winning TD on Madden.
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To me a clown is no different than someone wearing a ski mask. An alarm goes off inside but because they're a ****ing clown it's supposed to be OK. SCREW YOU CLOWNS!!!! |
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06-15-2009, 02:08 PM | #114 |
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and they have big everythings, but then a ****ing tiny ass car? No...it's not logical nor is it safe.
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06-15-2009, 02:10 PM | #115 |
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The are the animated metaphor for a vagina really. Big saggy red shoes. Red swollen lips in an eerily inviting pose. Giant red nose bulb just asking to be sqeezed and popped. Even the huge afro head. Maybe that is why so many men are intrigued and yet frightened by clowns.
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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06-15-2009, 02:14 PM | #118 |
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06-15-2009, 02:16 PM | #120 |
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Any dude that pops something on me, I'm popping something on him.
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