Holly Starr

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Saccogoo

I'm sure. A lot of people are like that - that they transcend the visual via photographs. And it does sounds like her personality carries her a bit as well. It's just that the pictures of her aren't showing me anything other than a girl-next-door type of girl. Cute, but not beautiful. At least in the classic sense. She'd be hot as a waitress, my kid's teacher, or a girl that works out in your gym twice a week. Something like that I guess.

Maybe it's just that her hair is just like my ex-wife's, and I don't really like my ex-wife.

I'd give her a 6.5

And this from her website (because I had absolutely no idea who she is/was):

While in college, Holly was encouraged by her local talent agency to pursue her career further and signed with an agency in Hollywood. There, she worked as an actress and model and was even offered a recurring role in a soap opera.

I call utter Bullshit. No undiscovered actor or actress (and I mean NO ONE) turns down a chance to be on a Soap Opera, especially given the fact that she already lived in Hollywood.

Bullshit. Complete and utter Bullshit.

However, L.A.’s wild and reckless lifestyle did not appeal to the Midwestern, small town girl and Holly came home to Kansas City where she graduated with honors from Park University.

Ha! More likely, she moved out here, found out that there were 50,000 women within an 8 square block radius that were more driven, more talented and far more attractive, so she high-tailed it back home to the safety of KC.

I hate disingenuous nonsense like that of her bio.

It reeks of amateurism.

[Stewie]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I'd give her a 6.5

And this from her website (because I had absolutely no idea who she is/was):

While in college, Holly was encouraged by her local talent agency to pursue her career further and signed with an agency in Hollywood. There, she worked as an actress and model and was even offered a recurring role in a soap opera.

I call utter Bullshit. No undiscovered actor or actress (and I mean NO ONE) turns down a chance to be on a Soap Opera, especially given the fact that she already lived in Hollywood.

Bullshit. Complete and utter Bullshit.

However, L.A.’s wild and reckless lifestyle did not appeal to the Midwestern, small town girl and Holly came home to Kansas City where she graduated with honors from Park University.

Ha! More likely, she moved out here, found out that there were 50,000 women within an 8 square block radius that were more driven, more talented and far more attractive, so she high-tailed it back home to the safety of KC.

I hate disingenuous nonsense like that in her bio. It reeks of amateurism.

I've always wondered. Do you know David Householter?

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Stewie

I've always wondered. Do you know David Householder?

Who?

Not trying to be rude or flip, I just don't know of that person.

[Stewie]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Who?

Not trying to be rude or flip, I just don't know of that person.

He produced Anchorman and other Will Ferrell films.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Stewie

He produced Anchorman and other Will Ferrell films.

If he did Land of the Lost, and I was him/Dane, I wouldn't admit it was me. And while we are on Ferrell vis-a-vis Miss Starr, is he now in the Mike Meyers/Eddie Murphy category in terms of his "acting ability" to hold down a leading role in a movie? And what is up with Seth Rogan? Seriously. I mean, he was tolerable in 40 Year Old Virgin, but why am I being forced to swallow the same lackadaisical, lovable loser, stoner schtick for every movie that has come out in the past year and a half? And what is with his bottom lip? Does he chew tobacco or something? And what is the deal with that fat kid whose had bit parts in all those crappy Rogan films now getting mainstream stuff like that Museum movie? You know, that painful to look at kid with the horrible hair in Superbad, 40 YOV, Leaving Sarah Marshall, Knocked Up, et al. I mean, seriously...why? He's not funny. Horrible to look at. Can't act. What gives? And what is with this crappy "Let's make it look all indie film" Kevin Smith (whose blown dog ass ever since Clerks anyway), Judge Apatow stuff all the rage? Stop filming with grandpa's Super 8, buy a decent camera, get decent actors and make a ****ing decent film for god's sake!

Now back to your regularly scheduled viewing of the Planet's newest girl-next-door hot, Miss Holly Starr:

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Saccogoo

If he did Land of the Lost, and I was him/Dane

Dude, I am not a movie producer. I do play a role in movie production but I am not a movie producer.

And if I were this gentleman friend of Stewie's (which I am not), I certainly would not be embarrassed by one flop, especially given his track record.

[Reaper16]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I'd give her a 6.5

And this from her website (because I had absolutely no idea who she is/was):

While in college, Holly was encouraged by her local talent agency to pursue her career further and signed with an agency in Hollywood. There, she worked as an actress and model and was even offered a recurring role in a soap opera.

I call utter Bullshit. No undiscovered actor or actress (and I mean NO ONE) turns down a chance to be on a Soap Opera, especially given the fact that she already lived in Hollywood.

Bullshit. Complete and utter Bullshit.

However, L.A.’s wild and reckless lifestyle did not appeal to the Midwestern, small town girl and Holly came home to Kansas City where she graduated with honors from Park University.

Ha! More likely, she moved out here, found out that there were 50,000 women within an 8 square block radius that were more driven, more talented and far more attractive, so she high-tailed it back home to the safety of KC.

I hate disingenuous nonsense like that of her bio.

It reeks of amateurism.

Yup. You're dead on, I'll bet. That bio is full of lipstick-on-a-pig b.s. She didn't have the dedication or the chops to make it, so she made up some phony lifestyle-clash story.