Football Orton Hears a Boo, by Dr. Suess

Kerberos · 08-24-2009, 07:10 AM

Once again ....... Where is BlowMo to defend his team.

I really think he is the only one that doesn't see this as a train wreck in Dungver.

[Quote] Things seem normal. They resemble many scenes at camps across the NFL except there's one difference: The Denver Broncos -- for the moment -- are a dumpster fire.

The potential for implosion is almost Oakland Raiders-like.

The problems for the Broncos began when McDaniels photon-torpedoed the locker room by trading Jay Cutler and making Kyle Orton the starter. Orton responded by tossing three interceptions on three drives in his first preseason game. Orton at times looks like he's in over his head, like a frat boy suddenly commissioned with delivering a keynote address at the United Nations.

The star receiver, Marshall, remains at odds with the team. Well, actually, to say that Marshall and the Broncos are at odds is like saying the birthers and President Obama had a mild disagreement. There is such dislike and distrust between the Broncos and Marshall that another 38th parallel might be needed. [Quote]

Did anyone else "ALMOST" feel sorry for Denver Fans reading this?

TEX · 08-24-2009, 07:23 AM

The Cheating Donx brought all this on themselves, now they have to sit back and live with it. Their situation reminds me of where we were the second we hired Herm ****ing Edwards. It's gonna get way worse before it gets better...

Reerun_KC · 08-24-2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TEX

The Cheating Donx brought all this on themselves, now they have to sit back and live with it. Their situation reminds me of where we were the second we hired Herm ****ing Edwards. It's gonna get way worse before it gets better...

This, We loaded up on Epic Fail with Herm, True fans preached how he would fix the defense and not touch the offense or how he went to the playoffs.. Blah Blah Blah...

Denver is going thru epic suck fail just like we went through...

Feels good to laugh at them now, instead of the ENTIRE NFL laughing at us with Mr Keen Eye for Talent gracing our sidelines...

ClevelandBronco · 08-24-2009, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

This, We loaded up on Epic Fail with Herm, True fans preached how he would fix the defense and not touch the offense or how he went to the playoffs.. Blah Blah Blah...

Denver is going thru epic suck fail just like we went through...

Feels good to laugh at them now, instead of the ENTIRE NFL laughing at us with Mr Keen Eye for Talent gracing our sidelines...

As much as I agree that the Broncos are in a problematic situation, I doubt that they're going 2-14 anytime soon.

Kerberos · 08-24-2009, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

As much as I agree that the Broncos are in a problematic situation, I doubt that they're going 2-14 anytime soon.

There's nothing wrong with going 2-14. It builds character and pretty much guarantees a top 5 draft pick.

ClevelandBronco · 08-24-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerberos

There's nothing wrong with going 2-14.

Well, yeah, actually there is.

Over-Head · 08-24-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerberos

There's nothing wrong with going 2-14. It builds character and pretty much guarantees a top 5 draft pick.

Then Detroit must be swimming in the fuggen stuff!

Chief Faithful · 08-24-2009, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

As much as I agree that the Broncos are in a problematic situation, I doubt that they're going 2-14 anytime soon.

Your right, you have to start 4-2 then finish the season 4-12. Then the 2-14 season will come.

**Bwana** · 08-24-2009, 07:25 AM

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Did anyone else "ALMOST" feel sorry for Denver Fans reading this?

That would be a NO.

Over-Head · 08-24-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerberos

That would be a NO.

This

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Kerberos Chiefs Baby Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Henderson, NV Casino cash: $10000632	Once again ....... Where is BlowMo to defend his team. I really think he is the only one that doesn't see this as a train wreck in Dungver. [Quote] Things seem normal. They resemble many scenes at camps across the NFL except there's one difference: The Denver Broncos -- for the moment -- are a dumpster fire. The potential for implosion is almost Oakland Raiders-like. The problems for the Broncos began when McDaniels photon-torpedoed the locker room by trading Jay Cutler and making Kyle Orton the starter. Orton responded by tossing three interceptions on three drives in his first preseason game. Orton at times looks like he's in over his head, like a frat boy suddenly commissioned with delivering a keynote address at the United Nations. The star receiver, Marshall, remains at odds with the team. Well, actually, to say that Marshall and the Broncos are at odds is like saying the birthers and President Obama had a mild disagreement. There is such dislike and distrust between the Broncos and Marshall that another 38th parallel might be needed. [Quote] Did anyone else "ALMOST" feel sorry for Denver Fans reading this?
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