Orton Hears a Boo, by Dr. Suess

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Kyle Orton Sucks It one hundred percent.

Orton doesn't suck it, take it from me,
He's just a bit more of a system QB.
He's not a top-tier passer, that's plain to see,
And Denver will be scoring less 7, more 3.
With Denver becoming a big ball of suck,
Orton will find himself plum out of luck,
That football, he'll pull into his belly to tuck,
And run for his life since his offense will f**k
The poor Neckbeard right up his ol' poopety-chute...
There's little chance Denver brings home postseason loot.
More likely the bottom-feeders, a high draft spot to boot,
Their coach will be fired, and Chiefs fans will hoot.

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Orton doesn't suck it, take it from me,
He's just a bit more of a system QB.
He's not a top-tier passer, that's plain to see,
And Denver will be scoring less 7, more 3.
With Denver becoming a big ball of suck,
Orton will find himself plum out of luck,
That football, he'll pull into his belly to tuck,
And run for his life since his offense will f**k
The poor Neckbeard right up his ol' poopety-chute...
There's little chance Denver brings home postseason loot.
More likely the bottom-feeders, a high draft spot to boot,
Their coach will be fired, and Chiefs fans will hoot.

You have no sense of meter.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

You have no sense of meter.

You have no chance in hell of getting to 8-8.