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**CosmicPal** · 09-16-2009, 05:46 PM

True story: So, I just got home from dining out tonight. I walk by this table with a woman in her late 30's. She's attractive, but looks very unhappy. She's sitting with her two teen boys. A few moments later, the manager of the restaurant comes over and joins them. (I had already taken seat a few feet from them). I honestly have no idea what they're talking about until their tones reach a certain tension level and I can without a doubt hear what's going on.

She tells the boys to go find another seat. There is a sadness in their faces as they sluggishly walk to another booth. They are both well-dressed and well-behaved, so I imagine they come from an upper middle-class upbringing and the father was likely laid off and had to take what he could get to support the family- like a management position at this restaurant.

Anyways, so a few moments later I hear the truth- she's leaving him. The poor guy is sitting there trying to maintain his composure. I suspect this wasn't the first time they've had this conversation, but the fact that she brought the boys into his place of work, and they actually ate a meal, and then proceed to tell her husband she's leaving just struck me as a really shitty thing to do.

So, the poor guy is heartbroken. The boys are sitting there all heartbroken to hell as well. But, what kills me is this guy has to hug his boys good-bye and then expect to go back to work as though nothing happened. He handled it like a pro- I'll give him that much. But damn, I can't believe she had the audacity to bring her children to his place of work and divorce him right there in front of his co-workers and other diners. What a b*tch.

JD10367 · 09-17-2009, 09:30 AM

Hey, at least she told him face-to-face. She could've called him, like Belichick did to Seymour.

Frazod · 09-17-2009, 09:32 AM

It would have been kind of cool if he'd stabbed her in the face with a fork.

JohninGpt · 09-17-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Hey, at least she told him face-to-face. She could've called him, like Belichick did to Seymour.

Or posted it on the internet, like Carl did to Gunther.

JD10367 · 09-17-2009, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by JohninGpt

Or posted it on the internet, like Carl did to Gunther.

Or written it on a napkin, like Belichick did to the Jets.

Great Expectations · 09-17-2009, 10:02 AM

Was/is she hot?

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-17-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I've been married 23 years. The last 21 have sucked. I guess thats why I spend so much time with the livestock.

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

It would have been kind of cool if he'd stabbed her in the face with a fork.

**Lzen** · 09-17-2009, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I've been married 23 years. The last 21 have sucked. I guess thats why I spend so much time with the livestock.

I believe there are laws against that.

keg in kc · 09-17-2009, 10:09 AM

It's only illegal if you get caught.

Simply Red · 09-17-2009, 10:12 AM

she probably found a different dick. It happens everyday, folks.

Simply Red · 09-17-2009, 10:13 AM

I was at a wedding on Saturday, I was thinking to myself, 'man, if they only knew'

Jilly · 09-17-2009, 10:17 AM

Maybe part of the reason she divorced him was that she couldn't get a moment alone with him......so the only time she could tell him was while he was busy doing other things.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-17-2009, 10:21 AM

Fork Assault and Hog Jerking WIN.

Radar Chief · 09-17-2009, 10:29 AM

Heartless bitch? OK, but can she play right tackle?

NewChief · 09-17-2009, 11:06 AM

Did she mention balloon rides?

T-post Tom · 09-17-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

Maybe part of the reason she divorced him was that she couldn't get a moment alone with him......so the only time she could tell him was while he was busy doing other things.

boo

09-16-2009, 05:46 PM
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	And the Wife of the Year Award Goes to... True story: So, I just got home from dining out tonight. I walk by this table with a woman in her late 30's. She's attractive, but looks very unhappy. She's sitting with her two teen boys. A few moments later, the manager of the restaurant comes over and joins them. (I had already taken seat a few feet from them). I honestly have no idea what they're talking about until their tones reach a certain tension level and I can without a doubt hear what's going on. She tells the boys to go find another seat. There is a sadness in their faces as they sluggishly walk to another booth. They are both well-dressed and well-behaved, so I imagine they come from an upper middle-class upbringing and the father was likely laid off and had to take what he could get to support the family- like a management position at this restaurant. Anyways, so a few moments later I hear the truth- she's leaving him. The poor guy is sitting there trying to maintain his composure. I suspect this wasn't the first time they've had this conversation, but the fact that she brought the boys into his place of work, and they actually ate a meal, and then proceed to tell her husband she's leaving just struck me as a really shitty thing to do. So, the poor guy is heartbroken. The boys are sitting there all heartbroken to hell as well. But, what kills me is this guy has to hug his boys good-bye and then expect to go back to work as though nothing happened. He handled it like a pro- I'll give him that much. But damn, I can't believe she had the audacity to bring her children to his place of work and divorce him right there in front of his co-workers and other diners. What a b*tch.
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09-17-2009, 09:30 AM	#31
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09-17-2009, 09:32 AM	#32
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-846615	It would have been kind of cool if he'd stabbed her in the face with a fork.
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09-17-2009, 10:12 AM	#39
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09-17-2009, 10:17 AM	#41
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09-17-2009, 11:06 AM	#44
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