Football I told you my theory... that God loves the Broncos. - Page 2

Ugly Duck · 10-19-2009, 09:54 PM

I told you my theory... that God loves the Broncos. How else could a team have only one (1) real offensive TD + a questionable TD... and yet still win the game? How many miracle wins can a team rack up in the first six games? How else can a team suck, & yet still be undefeated? It can't be just blind luck. It HAS to be divine intervention.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-19-2009, 10:15 PM

Pat Bowlen is a gutless drunk.

listopencil · 10-19-2009, 10:18 PM

Not true SNR. I've seen my team give up before a game is over way too many times. This is the third week in a row that they were down 10-0 in the first quarter and ended up winning the game. And the Defense bringing heat late in the game was the key to sealing the win.

SD has a an Offense that is potentially very, very good. They show flashes of that all through every game they play. Part of it is the talent level and the coaching, a big ass chunk of that is Rivers. He's pretty damn good. The guy has freakish awareness and mental speed. He's tough, he's smart, he makes plays. I can see how his play might demoralize a more weak minded Defense.

Garcia Bronco · 10-19-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

This is the expression I hate most in sports.

You're either a good team or you're not a good team. That's it. It's not like there's a mystical football ether like The Force that some players know how to manipulate like jedis and others don't. That's utter bullshit.

You sure about that. You must have missed week 1. Stokley is a Jedi name.

listopencil · 10-19-2009, 10:19 PM

Back to the OP, though:

God made sunsets orange and blue because he loves the Denver Broncos. There's your proof.

Psyko Tek · 10-19-2009, 10:19 PM

they weren't a bad team last year
they had some drama over thew summer

could be callahan syndrom

a new coach coming in and surfin' on what the predecissor(sp? **** it) did

Quesadilla Joe · 10-19-2009, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Amazing the lack of respect.

First, it was 3-0 because "they hadn't beat anyone. Dallas will beat them."

4-0.

"Ah, Dallas is crappier than we thought. The Patriots will smoke 'em."

5-0.

"Ah, the Patriots didn't play well, and the Broncos are really lucky. The Chargers will expose them as frauds."

6-0.

Hats off, Denver. While I'm still skeptical that Orton can get you deep into the playoffs, you guys made all the right moves on defense, from hiring Nolan to your FA signings/trades.

chiefsrule2k9 · 10-19-2009, 10:21 PM

Hey, I'm a Chiefs fan but I'm respecting what the Broncos are doing and I am rooting them on. However, when they come to Arrowhead that will be a different story. But untl then, I am glad to see that they are holding their own and Josh McDaniels has really surprised us. Say what you want, but they're undefeated...

Dottefan · 10-19-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

we play 60 minutes of football.

**** DENVER..**** COLORADO..AND **** THE DONKEYS.. GO DIE, AND COME BACK TO LIFE...........AND DIE AGAIN DONKEY SCUM

Your

should at the least have one loss...you know that miracle against the Bengals. Who have you beaten really"? the Pats? ..shit Tom Terrific was still off, and you got a couple of lucky bounces...now, the Faiders and The Cowboys? Hell, the Chiefs almost beat both of them, so I wouldn`t make a big deal about that..and the chargers? ..shit everyone knows they are a couple of players away from being the Chiefs. and lets not forget the freaking Browns...so, granted you DONKEY SCUM are 6-0, your still the worst 6-0 team ever.. you get down a couple of touchdowns ,and its over. This 6-0 crap is just luck...

Now my take may be bias due to the fact that I HATE THE DONKYS WORSE THEN THE KKK, NAZIES AND THE GOP PARTY..AND THIS IS COMING FROM A BROTHER LOL..but there is still allot of truth in it...

**RealSNR** · 10-19-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

Not true SNR. I've seen my team give up before a game is over way too many times. This is the third week in a row that they were down 10-0 in the first quarter and ended up winning the game. And the Defense bringing heat late in the game was the key to sealing the win.

SD has a an Offense that is potentially very, very good. They show flashes of that all through every game they play. Part of it is the talent level and the coaching, a big ass chunk of that is Rivers. He's pretty damn good. The guy has freakish awareness and mental speed. He's tough, he's smart, he makes plays. I can see how his play might demoralize a more weak minded Defense.

Previous Denver teams have been known to "give up" for a number of reasons. They're all explainable. It may have to do with a mixture of things:

1) Players aren't well-conditioned and their bodies can't keep up for an entire game

2) Players can't keep up for an entire game because their offense/coaching decisions put them in that unfortunate position

3) Players just happen to make a bad play. It happens when you have bad players on your team. I mean, compare last year's defense to this year's defense. There are all kinds of position changes. One of the only constants has been the playing level of Dumervil and Bailey who are (surprise surprise) good players

4) Bad play-calling/bad game planning/not making appropriate game adjustments. This was as much as 50% of the problem of last year's Chiefs team

There are many more. The Broncos have a great coach. He has a great staff. Nolan made GREAT calls in the 2nd half especially after getting abused in the 1st half. More pressure from blitzing and stunts got to Rivers and he started choking.

That's bullshit that some players want to win more than others or "know" how to win. You know how you win? You be a good football player. It's not ****ing philosophy.

**Rain Man** · 10-19-2009, 10:28 PM

This flies directly in the face of my own theory that I am God.

**KcMizzou** · 10-19-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

This flies directly in the face of my own theory that I am God.

Well, if you are, I wish you'd get your shit together and fix this. I'm just sayin'. (not trying to offend you or anything)

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-19-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

This flies directly in the face of my own theory that I am God.

And it confirms my theory that God is a one who sucks the penis.

(Success of the Broncos, not your status as Supreme Being)

listopencil · 10-19-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

they weren't a bad team last year
they had some drama over thew summer

could be callahan syndrom

a new coach coming in and surfin' on what the predecissor(sp? **** it) did

Nah. We have the O-Line, 2 WR's and 2 TE's left over making contributions. Cutler gave our O more of a down field threat, but Shanny was already trying to copy the system that McDaniels runs. Cutler also made the WR's more productive because he only needed them to be open for brief flashes, but Cutler's decision making is still questionable. Orton dosn't give you the same skills but he can run McD's O and his decision making has been quality so far.

On Defense the only thing that hasn't changed is Champ Bailey at CB. That's it. The only other two guys even returning to start are in different positions.

Taco John · 10-19-2009, 10:34 PM

I wonder how differently things would be right now if McDaniels had followed Pioli to KC, and Denver ended up with Haley.

**Rain Man** · 10-19-2009, 10:39 PM

Not to change topics, but given what happened to Jesus, do you think Social Services would have taken him away from God if they'd been around back then? It'd be pretty wild to be some foster parent and one night they bring Jesus over and ask you to keep him for a while.

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listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $-1024120	Not true SNR. I've seen my team give up before a game is over way too many times. This is the third week in a row that they were down 10-0 in the first quarter and ended up winning the game. And the Defense bringing heat late in the game was the key to sealing the win. SD has a an Offense that is potentially very, very good. They show flashes of that all through every game they play. Part of it is the talent level and the coaching, a big ass chunk of that is Rivers. He's pretty damn good. The guy has freakish awareness and mental speed. He's tough, he's smart, he makes plays. I can see how his play might demoralize a more weak minded Defense. __________________ *While you live, shine. Have no grief at all. Life exists only for a short while and time demands its toll.*
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10-19-2009, 10:19 PM	#19
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $-1024120	Back to the OP, though: God made sunsets orange and blue because he loves the Denver Broncos. There's your proof. __________________ *While you live, shine. Have no grief at all. Life exists only for a short while and time demands its toll.*
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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-642449 VARSITY	Not to change topics, but given what happened to Jesus, do you think Social Services would have taken him away from God if they'd been around back then? It'd be pretty wild to be some foster parent and one night they bring Jesus over and ask you to keep him for a while. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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