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**Buck** · 10-20-2009, 12:51 PM

"Look, in the plainest terms, the area around my asshole is inflating, much like water balloons, hence blocking the opening whenever I try to shit."

Discuss.

Jerm · 10-20-2009, 08:22 PM

I believe this is Nick Athanitis
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Pioli Zombie · 10-20-2009, 08:28 PM

I think he has Toomuchus Informationus.
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**Rain Man** · 10-20-2009, 08:42 PM

Does your coworker remember sitting on a black mamba at some point in the past 24 hours?

Pioli Zombie · 10-20-2009, 08:46 PM

The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. They tell bartender "we'll take 2 asshurts". The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?". "Well, first Bob Saget makes you a milkshake. Then, two hours later you wake up and.........

Courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried
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Jerm · 10-20-2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. They tell bartender "we'll take 2 asshurts". The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?". "Well, first Bob Saget makes you a milkshake. Then, two hours later you wake up and.........

Courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried
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Was that from the roast? Funny shit.

Someone else made a joke about him knowing the difference between the Olsens because one swallowed lol.
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Pioli Zombie · 10-20-2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerm

Was that from the roast? Funny shit.

Someone else made a joke about him knowing the difference between the Olsens because one swallowed lol.
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You can youtube that Gottfried segment. Hilarious. "Everyone is saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. You hear it everywhere. Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. I say if you have any evidence that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 then bring it forward or else stop saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990"
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Pioli Zombie · 10-21-2009, 06:05 AM

Speaking of coworkers...crap, I just had a hot dream about a coworker. She was leaning back and staring into my eyes and stroking my hair, then I woke up. Now I still have that buzz and I see her at work right across from me in an hour. Hope I don't get a full erection. BOING!!!!!!!!!!!
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**Iowanian** · 10-21-2009, 06:16 AM

Has your friend pooped outside in Rattlesnake country recently?

Is that why you offered to try to suck the poison out at break?

Pioli Zombie · 10-21-2009, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Has your friend pooped outside in Rattlesnake country recently?

Is that why you offered to try to suck the poison out at break?

"You were going to suck on my ass!"
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**bevischief** · 10-21-2009, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

**bevischief** · 10-21-2009, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88

First off, is this person male or female ?

If it's a male he's been having to much ghey sechs

if its a female tell her to stop having so much butte sechs and take it in the vag instead

**bevischief** · 10-21-2009, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. They tell bartender "we'll take 2 asshurts". The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?". "Well, first Bob Saget makes you a milkshake. Then, two hours later you wake up and.........

Courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried
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**Skip Towne** · 10-21-2009, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

You can youtube that Gottfried segment. Hilarious. "Everyone is saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. You hear it everywhere. Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. I say if you have any evidence that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 then bring it forward or else stop saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990"
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You sure are funny. You really should post more.

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10-20-2009, 08:46 PM	#64
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10-21-2009, 06:05 AM	#67
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10-21-2009, 06:16 AM	#68
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