Life so i was high as **** last night - Page 4

reiko57 · 10-22-2009, 06:06 PM

lol thats why im doing it, i can talk to people without my post count inflating, and they get nothing for it, but that really was the funniest thing i've seen here on the electronical einterweb, the board is alot funnier now that i've induced honesty

Pants · 10-22-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz

Your ****ing delusional...

Nah, he's just probably high.

BTW, true story - I usually hate ROR, but he makes me laugh till I cry when I browse the CP stoned. It's like a whole new world opens up, hahaha.

teedubya · 10-22-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

Nah, he's just probably high.

BTW, true story - I usually hate ROR, but he makes me laugh till I cry when I browse the CP stoned. It's like a whole new world opens up, hahaha.

SOmeone would need to give me a couple pounds of weed for FREE for me to even consider taking him off ignore.

bigbucks24 · 10-22-2009, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

lol thats why im doing it, i can talk to people without my post count inflating, and they get nothing for it, but that really was the funniest thing i've seen here on the electronical einterweb, the board is alot funnier now that i've induced honesty

No further questions, Your Honor. The prosecution rests.

Simply Red · 07-20-2011, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

lol thats why im doing it, i can talk to people without my post count inflating, and they get nothing for it, but that really was the funniest thing i've seen here on the electronical einterweb, the board is alot funnier now that i've induced honesty

This thread delivered, but WTF are you saying here?

I think reiko has quit forever..... possibly, I think.

bigbucks24 · 10-22-2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

With this kind of OP, you guys question why pot is illegal??

**BossChief** · 10-22-2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bigbucks24

With this kind of OP, you guys question why pot is illegal??

that white stuff aint weed, bud.

**Bwana** · 10-22-2009, 06:23 PM

Dear mods, please take away this idiots thread starting privileges.

XOXOXO

The Planet Members who don't smoke crack.

**Dave Lane** · 10-24-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Dear mods, please take away this idiots thread starting privileges.

XOXOXO

The Planet Members who don't smoke crack.

REPOST!!

**Bwana** · 10-24-2009, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

REPOST!!

stfu Dave.

reiko57 · 10-24-2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

stfu Dave.

shit, you wish you were me, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in montana with your disgusting wife (who i'm generously putting at a deuce fifty) who barks at you what you need to pick up from wal mart lol, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in a place where theres more animal ****ers than people ****ers (if i strike a nerve here, feel free to fly off the handle, i'd be pissed if someone called me on something that was actually true too), you wish your dumbass has one single noticable talent, anything, people who can weave are more important in society than you. and you're not even the biggest loser in montana, oh no that title is reserved for your son, i bet hes a 26 year old virgin with extream acne scarring and a baby dick, ya know like father like son heheheh, too bad when the cliches are true ehh bwanasucker

Pioli Zombie · 10-24-2009, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

shit, you wish you were me, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in montana with your disgusting wife (who i'm generously putting at a deuce fifty) who barks at you what you need to pick up from wal mart lol, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in a place where theres more animal ****ers than people ****ers (if i strike a nerve here, feel free to fly off the handle, i'd be pissed if someone called me on something that was actually true too), you wish your dumbass has one single noticable talent, anything, people who can weave are more important in society than you. and you're not even the biggest loser in montana, oh no that title is reserved for your son, i bet hes a 26 year old virgin with extream acne scarring and a baby dick, ya know like father like son heheheh, too bad when the cliches are true ehh bwanasucker

That was pretty good!!
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**Bwana** · 10-24-2009, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

shit, you wish you were me, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in montana with your disgusting wife (who i'm generously putting at a deuce fifty) who barks at you what you need to pick up from wal mart lol, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in a place where theres more animal ****ers than people ****ers (if i strike a nerve here, feel free to fly off the handle, i'd be pissed if someone called me on something that was actually true too), you wish your dumbass has one single noticable talent, anything, people who can weave are more important in society than you. and you're not even the biggest loser in montana, oh no that title is reserved for your son, i bet hes a 26 year old virgin with extream acne scarring and a baby dick, ya know like father like son heheheh, too bad when the cliches are true ehh bwanasucker

That's all you have Howdy Doody? The old, I wish I was you smack and a tired Montana rant? BA-HAHAHA dude seriously. There isn't enough spray paint in your average paint shop to sniff to knock me down to that level. Yes, it is my desire in life to be a lowlife Meth head that lives in a dumpster and goes around messing with cops until they decide to shoot my sorry pathetic ass. No doubt another redeeming quality of "being you," would be getting to blow pimps

in excange for a spare meth rock or two! Yes, you sound like the sage of crackville and the king of the meth whores, congrats! Now when you're done licking poles,

go do your drugs

and crawl back into your slime infested dumpster.

Be sure to stop by here and knock out a few of your incoherent threads before you go night night meth monkey.

Oh and nice picture of you in your profile "Howdy Doody." WTF? http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=10694 Although it looks like Howdy Doody taking a dump, or Howdy Doody rubbing one out, but Howdy Doody non the less. Hell, you could put up your real life picture in a thread stating "Caption This Picture" and draw 100+ posts, you goofy looking bastard. I guess if I looked like the spawn of a blow up doll getting it on with a circus clown, like yourself in real life, I would be pissed off and do drugs 24/7 too.

Nighty night and give Buffalo Bob our best...."Howdy!"

This = This = WTF!?

10-22-2009, 06:06 PM	#2
reiko57 Starter Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	lol thats why im doing it, i can talk to people without my post count inflating, and they get nothing for it, but that really was the funniest thing i've seen here on the electronical einterweb, the board is alot funnier now that i've induced honesty __________________ myspace.com/felixvenom things exist at every level, you sit around paranoid about the consequences of small things, unpaid debt, insurance fraud, cocaine.. what do the men who own governments get paranoid about?
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10-22-2009, 06:23 PM	#10
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135740532	Dear mods, please take away this idiots thread starting privileges. XOXOXO The Planet Members who don't smoke crack. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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