Life so i was high as **** last night - Page 6

reiko57 · 10-22-2009, 05:23 PM

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 10-24-2009, 04:28 PM

Ah the classic newbie mistake.

Failing to observe the battlefield before entering the field of battle.

I'm seeing nerf sword vs. Claymore here.

It's likely to be swift and bloody.

milkman · 10-24-2009, 04:30 PM

This is your brain on drugs.

**Dave Lane** · 10-24-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Dear mods, please take away this idiots thread starting privileges.

XOXOXO

The Planet Members who don't smoke crack.

REPOST!!

Johnny Vegas · 10-24-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

sorry but anyone who lives in Montana automatically loses 50 IQ points, so maybe you would have a point, if you weren't drooling..

go suck a fart out of your moms ass while she's still giving you money to go buy your dope. you ****in C U N T knuckle mole hair.

Pioli Zombie · 10-24-2009, 05:16 PM

What did he get at the convenience store. Cheetos I bet. Doritos too. And 4 of those wetfart rolls that sit there all day.
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**Dave Lane** · 10-24-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by badmajama

go suck a fart out of your moms ass while she's still giving you money to go buy your dope. you ****in C U N T knuckle mole hair.

Well thats certainly a rousing endorsement for Montana.

Fairplay · 10-24-2009, 05:58 PM

98% chance this thread is bogus.

**Bwana** · 10-24-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

sorry but anyone who lives in Montana automatically loses 50 IQ points, so maybe you would have a point, if you weren't drooling..

So let me get this straight you cum guzzling, pill popping, weed sucker, you're calling me out on IQ Points after posting this?
and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

Douche bag, the only thing that will knock down my IQ points, is reading more of your posts, you homeless ****ing meth monkey. Now go crawl back into your dumpster, you drag on society, brain dead, useless lowlife.

**Bwana** · 10-24-2009, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

REPOST!!

stfu Dave.

King_Chief_Fan · 10-24-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

I don't know........all of you ignorant dick brained druggies need o be arrested...bunch of shit holes

reiko57 · 10-24-2009, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by badmajama

go suck a fart out of your moms ass while she's still giving you money to go buy your dope. you ****in C U N T knuckle mole hair.

case in point

Delano · 10-24-2009, 08:54 PM

Epic troll is epic.

vailpass · 10-24-2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

sorry but anyone who lives in Montana automatically loses 50 IQ points, so maybe you would have a point, if you weren't drooling..

Yeah anyone who lives in one of the most beautiful spots on Earth is clearly slow.

reiko57 · 10-24-2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

stfu Dave.

shit, you wish you were me, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in montana with your disgusting wife (who i'm generously putting at a deuce fifty) who barks at you what you need to pick up from wal mart lol, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in a place where theres more animal ****ers than people ****ers (if i strike a nerve here, feel free to fly off the handle, i'd be pissed if someone called me on something that was actually true too), you wish your dumbass has one single noticable talent, anything, people who can weave are more important in society than you. and you're not even the biggest loser in montana, oh no that title is reserved for your son, i bet hes a 26 year old virgin with extream acne scarring and a baby dick, ya know like father like son heheheh, too bad when the cliches are true ehh bwanasucker

Pioli Zombie · 10-24-2009, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

shit, you wish you were me, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in montana with your disgusting wife (who i'm generously putting at a deuce fifty) who barks at you what you need to pick up from wal mart lol, you wish your dumbass didn't have to live in a place where theres more animal ****ers than people ****ers (if i strike a nerve here, feel free to fly off the handle, i'd be pissed if someone called me on something that was actually true too), you wish your dumbass has one single noticable talent, anything, people who can weave are more important in society than you. and you're not even the biggest loser in montana, oh no that title is reserved for your son, i bet hes a 26 year old virgin with extream acne scarring and a baby dick, ya know like father like son heheheh, too bad when the cliches are true ehh bwanasucker

That was pretty good!!
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10-22-2009, 05:23 PM
reiko57 Starter Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	so i was high as last night and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses) i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...
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