Chiefs LJ's "apology"

**gblowfish** · 10-27-2009, 12:14 PM

This was obviously written by Larry's lawyer. Here's the apology if it were actually drafted by Leon, uh, Larry himself:

"First of all, I want to apologize to my posse, my broker, Jay-Z, and all the MF's and hangers on that rely on me to pay the tab at the club. To the fans of the Kansas City Chiefs and the rest of the NFL, Commissioner Goodell, the Chiefs organization, Coach Todd Haley, his staff, and my teammates, kiss my lemony fress azz. If you'd open a hole or two, I wouldn't have this whack 2.7 carry average. I'm sick of all y'all. I got almost as many carries as Adrian Peterson. At least he got a damn O-Line to bust a seam for him now and agin. Damn. The words were used by me in flustration, And I'm as flustrated now as Herm was bout this time last year. I did not intend to offend any of you press homos, but that is no excuse for what I said, callin you all pillowbiters and such. I shoulda called you poopie pokers or somethin' cute like that. My bad, my bad.

"I also want to apologize to all the kids who view athletes as role models. I'm prob'ly gonna lose a sh*tload of money over all this, and bling is what I'm about, right? We all make mistakes. Like, you shouldn't rap about your boss. Or tweet about your boss. Or throw a drink in some club ho's face. Or spit on some ho. Or complain about how much time you get on the field. Or talk about your bosses ego. I will do my best to learn from this one as I go play for Oakland, or Philly, or Chicago, or Atlanta or some other bouncin' happenin' spot, no sh*thole like KC. Damn, get me the HELL outta here NOW!"

Then a couple hours later, he'll tweet about it, and say how he really feels.

10-27-2009, 12:14 PM	#10
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16856178 VARSITY	This was obviously written by Larry's lawyer. Here's the apology if it were actually drafted by Leon, uh, Larry himself: "First of all, I want to apologize to my posse, my broker, Jay-Z, and all the MF's and hangers on that rely on me to pay the tab at the club. To the fans of the Kansas City Chiefs and the rest of the NFL, Commissioner Goodell, the Chiefs organization, Coach Todd Haley, his staff, and my teammates, kiss my lemony fress azz. If you'd open a hole or two, I wouldn't have this whack 2.7 carry average. I'm sick of all y'all. I got almost as many carries as Adrian Peterson. At least he got a damn O-Line to bust a seam for him now and agin. Damn. The words were used by me in flustration, And I'm as flustrated now as Herm was bout this time last year. I did not intend to offend any of you press homos, but that is no excuse for what I said, callin you all pillowbiters and such. I shoulda called you poopie pokers or somethin' cute like that. My bad, my bad. "I also want to apologize to all the kids who view athletes as role models. I'm prob'ly gonna lose a shtload of money over all this, and bling is what I'm about, right? We all make mistakes. Like, you shouldn't rap about your boss. Or tweet about your boss. Or throw a drink in some club ho's face. Or spit on some ho. Or complain about how much time you get on the field. Or talk about your bosses ego. I will do my best to learn from this one as I go play for Oakland, or Philly, or Chicago, or Atlanta or some other bouncin' happenin' spot, no shthole like KC. Damn, get me the HELL outta here NOW!" Then a couple hours later, he'll tweet about it, and say how he really feels. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by gblowfish; 10-27-2009 at 12:21 PM..
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